Aye, no sweat. I'm too frickin' senile to compose a good one on the fly these days, so who am I to judge?
There once was a samurai ghost, Who was standing around near the coast. He happened to be In somebody's selfie But he was far too humble to boast.
Ghost come and go And in photos they show Little bits of themselves Just like the elves Leaving footprints in snow It's 4am sorry Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
One who you thought was fictional Was real, but was invisible He had a pain in his limb But doctors couldn't see him That's why he missed on his physical Coffee time Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Bonus - He decided to become a con artist but people could see right through him
I'm surfing the Net. Coffee time. What 'likes' did I get? Coffee time. Oh, eight? Coffee time! That's great! Coffee time! The best total yet! COFFEE TIME!
While I was reading in the Post, There suddenly appeared a ghost. I wondered if he'd filter out The ads I was incensed about. I found the answer was - almost.
The was a young man from Australia Who painted his arse like a delhia At tuppence a smell Went all very well But threepence a lick was a failure QI TV program just now watching at breakfast Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dahlia Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
A limerick-of-the-day club May have the occasional sub- Par rhythm or rhyme But most of the time There won't be a real downright flub.
You could make a really bad mess Of a limerick, I must confess. But all being equal, And barring a sequel, Is it worth it? I would say, "Yes."
A caveman took his club to a club His wife came along with the bub At the stroke of midnight They started to fight Later no rubber dub dub Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I'm thinking five lines at a time And everything comes out in rhyme. You might have predicted That I'd get addicted. I'm lucky it isn't a crime.
I may have already mentioned That although I'm well-intentioned There isn't any money In limericky funny And I prolly won't be pensioned.
The owl and the pussy cat went to sea Said the owl to the cat "I need to pee" The cat said "Let's push out the boat An when we're afloat" In the sea you can pee with glee Breakfast time Watching QI Edward Lear mentioned Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Dinner time, eating chicken mole (not the burrowing animal, but a sauce made with chilis and chocolate and other good things), Wondering what QI is, mildly, And enjoying the mention of the Mad Mr. Lear. Thanks.
Mildly explaining Ql (short for Quite Interesting) is a British TV program Hard to explain format but if title appears on your TV listings well worth looking at Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!