Hello. Please forgive me, this is someone else's theory but it holds true. Straight-men dress from left-to-right and straight women, from right-to-left. Should this be reversed, then they are homosexual. As such a male's hair-parting should be on the left (from left-to-right) and a female's on the right (from right-to-left) else they are homosexual. Bisexuals have a centre-parting and baldees are without sexuality. Does anyone dispute this, and if so, what is your reasoning? ☺
I have no idea which I put on first. So I did it just now. I put the right side on first. It just felt "right" to me. So I guess I am a homosexual. Because I am a male-lesbian. Which is a homosexual. Also this is dum.
That's an interesting theory, Frogger. Strange that the thread died so quickly, without either confirmation or attempt at refutation.
By "dress" I assume you don't mean what tailors mean when measuring the inseam, because that wouldn't make sense for straight women - not even in the armed forces. I assume you means the buttoning of a shirt or jacket. That convention began when everyone was presumed (or forced) to be right-handed. Gentlemen were expected to put on their own shirts, while ladies were dressed by a maid: either way, the buttoning was convenient to the right-handed individual. It was about gender roles as assigned by society, not sexual preference. Victorians were not allowed that, either. Vigorously!!
Who said hair needs parting? Pants, now, they must bifurcate - and I'm not saying which side I dress.
I dress my table legs left to right, so according to you my table is straight male, which is ridiculous because everyone knows tables don't have gender. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Why should I restrict myself to a single preference - in anything? Man cannot, after all, live on manna alone.
?? Don't what? The French don't have gender? I was playing with the myth that Victorians covered-up their table's legs because the curves were suggestive of...
The French don't know this; therefore, not everyone. French tables are female. So are Spanish ones. Maybe that's why they had curved legs?
I question it. Do you have any facts whatsoever to back it up? I'm a straight male and I dress from right to left.
Well let's see. I put my shirts and jackets on right side first (right to left.) Pants - right to left. Most of my shirts with buttons on them have the buttons on the right. Except a few shirts I got in Thailand. Those are the opposite. So what does that make me?