A man is walking in circles in a Wigwam. A Policeman walks up and arrests the man for loitering within tent.
Two Nuns are in a bath together. One Nun says to the other, "Where's the soap?" The other Nun says, "It does doesn't it." (Wears the soap.)
I went to the Zoo today. There was a Panini in one cage and a croissant in the other. They were Bread in captivity.
Slow day for you? or a senior moment? Apart from washing your body with the bar of soap what other action with soap would cause it to wear? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I didn't get it when I was first told it DaveC. It had to be explained to me. What did you think of the mathematician joke? It's a good one I think. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
A man is on a flight run by T.W.A. when a Stewardess approaches him and asks, "Would you like some of our T.W.A. Coffee?" "No thanks", replies the man, "but I would like some of your T.W.A. tea."
A doctor is trying to talk to a patient, but can't get any sense out of him. Eventually the doctor says, "I think you must be crazy!". The patient says, "Yeah, that's what all the trees keep saying".
A Teacher asks her Class a question. Timmy raises his hand, "I is..." "No Timmy," says the Teacher, "it's "I am."" "Okay," says Timmy, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."