The Post Whatever Thread

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by serenesam, Jul 8, 2018.

  1. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    My satellite still has you in its sights. Nice shoes.
     
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  3. TheFrogger Banned Valued Senior Member

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    Please explain the mystery of the disappearing man.

    Michael345, you could be correct, and it could be a series of present moments, but isn't that "time?"

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  5. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    How about a disappearing pig?

    A travelling salesman was talking to a farmer when a pig drove a tractor into the yard and parked it in a shed. Then the pig went into the house. "Did I just see what I thought I saw?" he asked. "A pig driving a tractor?"

    "Oh yeah," the farmer replied. "He runs all of the equipment. He does all the repairs and maintenance too. He even does the books for the farm."

    "That's quite a pig," the salesman said. "Um... I couldn't help but notice he has a wooden leg."

    "Yeah. When you have a good pig like that, you don't want to eat him all at once."
     
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  7. TheFrogger Banned Valued Senior Member

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    Lol SideshowBob.

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    But what I explained to you is why if you discover time-travel, you travel THROUGH your Mother, Grand-Mother, and all of the family tree, until you reach the singularity (a single entity that gave birth to the human family-tree.)

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    Sideshowbob, two fish are in a tank.

    One turns to the other and asks, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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  8. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    Penn makes Teller disappear all the time. You think they're messing with the time stream.
     
  9. mmatt9876 Registered Senior Member

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    I have been researching C++, Java, SDL, OpenGL, and LWJGL lately.
     
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  10. TheFrogger Banned Valued Senior Member

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    ...possibly...

    I recommend C++. It's what Windows is programmed in.
     
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  11. Truck Captain Stumpy The Right Honourable Reverend Truck Captain Valued Senior Member

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    I'll just leave this here...
     
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  12. TheFrogger Banned Valued Senior Member

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    ...how very creative...
     
  13. RainbowSingularity Valued Senior Member

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    some times you must go backwards to keep going forwards
     
  14. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 72 years oldl Valued Senior Member

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    NO

    But here is something you - or any other poster - can answer

    What is the definition of a second?

    You are welcome to provide the
    • crude every day common definition or the
    • super duper accurate science definition
    Obviously more questions will follow but let's see what you produce with this first one and bonus cookies if you spot where you think I might be going with questions

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  15. Jeeves Valued Senior Member

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    Alcohol's no problem; it's absorbed through the stomach lining. But we need time to digest chocolate.
     
  16. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    One of the few survivors from "The Fantastic Animation Festival" that toured around for midnight showings in the '70s.
     
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  17. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    PanzerFisch.
     
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  18. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    PanzerGrouppen.
     
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  19. foghorn Valued Senior Member

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    Perching tank
     
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  20. Truck Captain Stumpy The Right Honourable Reverend Truck Captain Valued Senior Member

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    you cod do batter than that ....
    We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns
     
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  21. Truck Captain Stumpy The Right Honourable Reverend Truck Captain Valued Senior Member

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    I'm going to leave this here just because...
    I used to live in Marktbreit - near Sand am Main
    LOL
     
  22. RainbowSingularity Valued Senior Member

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    who is demanding charity ?
     
  23. RainbowSingularity Valued Senior Member

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    if the rampaging cow is chasing people, who are the police chasing ?
     

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