Perhaps, a reading comprehension course is what you need? If everyone else gets the point and you don't, that would be on you.
Maybe. All the more reason to dumb it down, so I can get it. You asked me a bunch of questions, but I don’t what I don’t know how they relate to the point that scriptures aren’t “stories”, or how a day to God, is the same as a day to man, or a d at to fruit flies. How does it all relate?