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tablariddim
09-01-01, 02:59 PM
It can be long or short,
it can be hard or soft,
it can be bitter or sweet,
but mostly it's bland.:cool:

kmguru
09-01-01, 06:07 PM
Cucumbers are not bland! Where are you buying them from?
Grow your own. They are great....so is life...

wet1
09-01-01, 10:21 PM
Cucumbers are almost like lettuce. One of those foods you spend more energy chewing than you get out of it. And then there are all those seeds....

spankyface
09-02-01, 08:14 AM
My dog ate a cucumber from our garden once. Later I noticed where he did his business there were little cucumber plants.
:D

machaon
09-03-01, 01:54 AM
Life IS like a cucumber. A cucumber is shiny like green is fresh. Warm milk and fluffy biscuit headed cucumbers go well with life and most corporate vegatable analogies. Cucumbers in space, THE STORY. There they were. Cucumbers in space. <enter haunting Ster Trek theme>

nighthawk
09-08-01, 11:09 AM
I was going to ask about your quote and then i saw this post....

What you say has truth to it.



Life Is Like A Cucumber
It can be long or short,
It can be hard or soft,
It can be bitter or sweet,
but mostly it's bland.

I had all those kinds of cucumbers, and they are bland. But I must say one thing, life is what you make of it.

Life is only bland if you make it bland, like a cucumber, it's bland if you don't add anything to it. Add something to it and cucumbers can be exciting (thier flavor that is) just like life. It's about perception...cucumbers, life, heck, tomatoes, they are what you make of them.

That's my 2-cents.

NH

Bebelina
09-08-01, 11:33 AM
A little cucumber sect? :D

I have just used a whole cucumber in a sandwichcake, sliced it and made pretty roses of the slices. Mmmmmm.......:p

The dog story really made me laugh, Spankyface. Animals are great seed spreaders. My cats always gets their furs full of seeds from different flowers and participates in the flowers procreation by later rolling in the soil in a for the flower new area. :cool:

Life is a cucumber, a box of chocolates, anythig goes...:D Every tiny detail in life can give us clues of the big picture, neat huh? ;)

redarmy11
12-21-06, 01:34 AM
It can be long or short,
it can be hard or soft,
it can be bitter or sweet,
but mostly it's bland.:cool:
And, like cucumbers, you can shove most of life up your arse.

invert_nexus
12-21-06, 08:24 PM
It can be long or short,

Not in the EU:

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=58981

draqon
12-21-06, 08:25 PM
It can be long or short,
it can be hard or soft,
it can be bitter or sweet,
but mostly it's bland.:cool:

not sure were u bending this to...:cool:

draqon
12-21-06, 08:29 PM
http://www.jakehowlett.com/gallery/photos/apricot.jpg

Life is an apricot.

It can be round or double-round
It can be puffy or soft
It can be warm or just sometimes cold
but mostly it's bland

soft to touch and so flavor-full