funniest/weirdest thing you have done while DRUNK!

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  1. Rick Valued Senior Member

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    hey,

    i was wondering what is the most funny or weird thing you have done while you were wasted or drunk...

    feel free to comment..

    me? i was at someones place and i had two straight shots of everclear and i said it didnt require a chaser... (before i could finish, i had to go the toilet to dry heav ,lol)...umm other than tht, yea i caressed a chick once while i was drunk d-oh...

    Laterz
    Rick
     
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  3. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    well the other weekend i got so stoned that i spent 30 minutes in a dairy looking for the money i thought i got out on eftpos when i was told that my card declined.

    a few months back i was drinking, and one of my mates got agressive and started hitting me for some reason. i took about 3 of his punches, which seemed to give me little other than a bruise, then stepped back and punched out 2 of his teeth, shortly before his sister ran in and smashed a bottle over my head. i dont remember much after that, but i woke up about 2 blocks away and was told that i ran off while they were taking my mate to A&E
     
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  5. Roman Banned Banned

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    ROMAN WOULD LIKE TO STATE THAT HE IN NO WAY CONDONES THIS SORT OF BEHAVIOR.

    Thanks, that will be all
     
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  7. Cottontop3000 Death Beckoned Registered Senior Member

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    It wasn't really funny, but very weird: I ran from the cops once at about 3 in the morning going home from a bar. I owned a porsche at the time and had a death wish. This was '95. Ft. Hood, TX. I'd been drinking tequila all night. I got clocked going about 85 mph on a 55 mph freeway. The cop started out after me. I thought (or not), "I'm gonna run. I'm either gonna get away or die trying; I don't care which." I ran for about 5-10 minutes, never going more than about 135 mph. By the end of this 10 minutes, there were several cops after me.

    For some sane reason (or not), I said, "What the fuck are you doing Kevin?!" I pulled over onto the shoulder. The cops surrounded my car with their cars. One walked up and asked for my driver's liscence and registration. He walked back to his car for a few minutes. He came back and asked me if I was okay to drive home (you see, he knew what a DUI would do to my career as an army officer), gave me a ticket for going 85 in a 55, and let me go. Never asked me to do a sobriety test, get out of the car, or if I'd been drinking.

    At the bottom of the ticket, in the remarks section, he wrote. "Tried to run, paced at 135, been drinking."

    I had to see the judge a few weeks later because I was caught going more than 25 mph over the speed limit (a law in Texas then). I knew he was gonna throw me in jail, so I was a bit apprehensive about going to court. He looked at the ticket, asked, "So you were going 85 in a 55?" I said, "Yes, sir." He said, "Alright, that'll be 135 dollars at the window on your way out," and banged the gavel. Case closed.
     
  8. riku_124 High School Smoker Registered Senior Member

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    lmao yourl ucky cotton
     
  9. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    crashed my car, into a lamppost went home went to bed woke up in the morning reported it stolen, claimed insurance and then I got caught (which was not the funny part) my finger prints were on the steering wheel, and I was spotted on a camera leaving the car. The Judge game me a 20 month ban 4 years community service and 6 month prison sentence and a £300 fine (am sure a lamppost don't cost £300) but I only did half of 6 months i did 2 months in the UK 12 hrs is counted as a day in prison.
     
  10. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    When I was about 19 years old, I decided to cultivate my self deprecating side, and try a bottle of Cisco. If you don't already know what I'm talking about, Cisco is one of those extremely cheap alcholic fruity concoctions that you buy in the ghetto (like Thunderbird, Nighttrain, Mad Dog 2020, Wild Irish Rose, etc).
    I was living at home with my parants at the time, and I had just gotton off work from my job (it was late at night). I took the bottle to my my room while (everyone was asleep) and drank the bottle.
    I didn't feel anything for a while, so I shrugged and went to sleep......I think

    The next thing I know, it's morning.
    I originally think I'm laying in my bed, but when I open my eyes, the world is spinning, the walls look like they are breathing, I have extreme nausia. I'm also laying on the kitchen floor in the center of a puddle of my own puke, and my stepfather is standing over me shaking his head and laughing at me.
    "So-- what did you have to drink last night?" he said. Of course, like an idiot, I tried to play it off... knowing that the entire kitchen reaked of pre-puked Cisco. "Uh-- I ----ungh-----didn't have anything to drink last night---bleahhh" and started throwing up. He stood me up, ushered me into the bathroom, and said he was going to work and to have the mess cleaned up before he got back.

    I spent the day in bed hating life. My brother eventually walked to my room later on, and said "What in the hell was wrong with you last night? You walked into my room stumbling around babbling about something."
     
  11. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    Made an account at Sciforums.
     
  12. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    i ate a cigarette when i was 19.
    thats about it...im a pretty boring guy.
     
  13. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    shit!! as soon as i posted that, i remembered the funniest thing ever!!

    i was in san antonio texas, at a fancy dinner in a restaurant across the street from the alamo.
    everyone was getting wasted, and so i followed suit.
    i drank like 10 tumblers of Maker's Mark (scotch i think..dont remember) and decided that i wanted to have a memory of san antonio.....
    so i walked across the street (i use the term "walked" very liberally), and approached the landmark, with anger in my eyes.....i had decided to "fight the alamo" like all those great american heroes.

    instead of fighting off a bunch of mexicans, i instead punched the building about 10 times before a tiny mexican cop came up to me and told me to leave, and that if i ever came back, i would be arrested on sight.....
    i promptly got lost on my way back to the restaurant (only 40 yards or so away), and stumbled around in the middle of the street, looking for my friends that i thought had followed me. they didnt.
    i only found them because a kindly old lady pointed me in the direction of the building she saw me come out of.
    i puked in a potted plant right outside the door of the restaurant, and went in to enjoy my lambchops.

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    much funnier than eating a cigarette.
     
  14. cooljayman Hangover's Best Friend Registered Senior Member

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    considering the fact that I'm not quite 18, I probably shouldn't be commenting... But anyway, at my mother's friend's christmas party, I poured a glass for myself of what I thought was mild alcohol (my parents were there) but it turned out to be really, really strong sake or something. Crazy content like 58%... Ended up spewing my guts repeatedly for the whole night, eventually getting home dry-heaving into a paper bag. Definitely not something I want to repeat again.
     
  15. Semon Howdy, hi and hello. Registered Senior Member

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    I dropped down the stairs and lost two teeths
     
  16. Cottontop3000 Death Beckoned Registered Senior Member

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    Ouch. Unlucky.
     
  17. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    Did you have sex?
     
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  19. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Depends on who you ask. There was the time I sh@t in the bathtub as my college girlfriend tried to clean the vomit off me; or perhaps the time I propositioned my best friend for oral sex (he said no, and a decade later has not let me forget that one); of course, I did get arrested once for DUI, and then spent nine years under Damocles' sword. But I think the most legendary incident is probably New Orleans, several years ago now. Apparently I won a bet by curling up on a barstool as if asleep, walked into a wall instead of the restroom (they were in opposite directions), knocked over a couple tables and spilled a few drinks, smoked pot in front of a cop, harassed the same cop on horseback but saved my ass by not harassing the horse, pissed on a storefront, and capped the evening off by pissing on a confederate Civil War memorial and then passing out on the grass. I did pick some sidewalk brick out of my leather jacket the next morning, or maybe afternoon. But a fine evening, I'm told, was had by all. Except, of course, for a guy named "Zero" (no relation, as far as I know, to any of our posters) that I didn't go home with, but I'm still not sure of the story there, or maybe I am. I seem to remember a drunken confession of eternal love to my high school girlfriend. But, yeah. Here's to the Decatur, and a bartender that didn't break me in half for tearing up his place. Guiness, Rumple Minze, dope, mushrooms, and what passes for generous tipping in the Big Easy. At least Le Bon Temps Rouen is still standing. But that's a different day, and considerably more boring.
     
  20. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    with the old lady?
    heh.
    nope. but you know what they say...wrinkled skin, wrinkled sheets.
     
  21. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    or maybe you meant the mexican cop?
    thats less likely than the old lady, but again, i WAS pretty drunk.
    nah...he had a moustache.
     
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  23. Spectrum Registered Senior Member

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    And still counting eh Q??

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