My 2 favorites.... Confucius say passionate kiss like web of spider, always lead to undoing of fly. Confucius say kissing like shopping upstairs for downstair's merchandise.
"Girl who sits on judge's lap gets early discharge." -Confucius. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
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man who walks through airport turnstile sideways is going to bangkok. man who runs in front of car gets tired. man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
This is a story told in an ancient book of Taoism, "Lie Zi". Confucious traveled east and saw two little kids arguing. He asked them what was it about. One said, "I think the sun is near at dawn and far at noon." The other said, "I think the sun is far at dawn and near at noon." The first explained, "The sun is as big as the shade over a car at dawn. At noon, it is only like a dish. A near object is larger than a far one." The other objected, "At dawn, it is cool. At noon, it is like boiling soup. A object is hotter when is nearer." Confucious could not decide. The two kids mocked him, "Who said you are knowledgeable?"