Finish my Sentence

and then he awoke from his wet dream, removed the sponge from his loins, and cursed himself because he, Vince Spermatazoa, was ...........

 

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...waking up at nights with the sheets soaking wet and a big hunk of jism in the middle of his bed...

 

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unfortunately, the voices wouldnt let him stop staring at the picture of david hasselhoff on the ceiling, which he suspected was the reason for the emissions...

 

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...but then with his will of power he realized that while he was kissing this mermaid, alien species have been transmitting to his brain these gey thoughts, therefore he took his pocket knife and threw it right into the eye of the alien devil's eye...the UFO with the aliens then crushed and he continued kissing this awsome mermaid when...

 

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... a sea-cucumber of indeterminable sexual preference proceeded to insert itself into a most unfortunate orifice, causing both he and his icthyo-humano hybrid kink-a-go-go gal to...

 

..to realize that this cucumber alien thing never made it to any of their orifices as a nearby swimming shark opened its huge mouth and devoured every piece of this creature, and the couple continued kissing as the sun slowly drifted behind thin cyan cirrus clouds reminding of the green house effect still a prevalent issue these days when...

 

the mermaid took off her mask, and said "hi, im bruce. want to go get a burger?" sadly, he swam off to the local atlantean burger joint, where a midget was juggling a trio of....

 

pearls. The mermaid, in an attempt to steal the pearls took off her...

 

arm, saying "here hold this while i....."

 

get this rather large booger nugget out of my nasal passage. As she prepared to munch on the reward she dug so ferveroushly for a small one-eyed cantelope...

 

....but instead she found volumes B through D of "Encyclopedia Brittanica". "wow, i thought that i left these at the movie theater where we saw....."

 

someone actually snort Crackerjacks up their nose, for a moment I forgot what movie I was watching but when the guy got a kernel with the peanut sticking to it stuck in his olfactory I damn near.......

 

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...signed the papers and adopted this cute li'l sea-cucumber right on the spot !
I just love utterly and absolutely ambiguous...

 

statements that don't make any sense like the Devil Inside's following my last line...

 

that require a complex decoder ring that can only be found in....

 

Inside both your butts! OOPPS, did I say that out loud....anyway back to the story. Late last week when I was on my way to Budapest I stumbled upon ................

 

3 flatulant geriatric Inuits who were eating southern fried Buffalo Wings to celebrate the Nunavut National Holiday...

 

"Smear Your Hands In Seal Blubber Day". needless to say, they had little need for napkins while eating the buffalo wings. however, they DID have a great need for....

 

musk ox entrails, a little known delicacy north of the tree line so well liked by the locals because approximately 2 hours after ingesting it causes your.....

 

...death by flatulence. So, they were in need of a doctor. How fortunate for all of us - them for avoiding a horrifying flatulent death, and me for avoiding the smell of their horrifying flatulent death - that at that very moment, who should stop by but...