What is the UK like?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by spiritual_spy, Jun 8, 2006.

  1. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    what food would that be:

    Indian, Chinese, Lebanese, Turkish, Greek, Cantonese, Japanese, Traditional English, MacDonalds, Kentucky, A La Carte etc etc.?
    It's all here in most every town, so you need to be atad more specific, oh and then when you have decided, what it is u dislike just don't eat it, it's not like you don't have enough choice??????
     
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  3. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    The one you buy in shops to actually prepare a dinner. Raw resources, if you wish.
     
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  5. Jaybee from his cast Banned Banned

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    It's a shithole, and the worst part is the women, who binge-drink, swear like troopers and are FUCKING ugly, yet still cannot work out why they have only had 5 short-lived boyfriendships at age 35. The only decent looking women in Britain are either foreign or of aristocractic (and hence foreign) bloodlines. This accounts for 50% divorce rates and the compulsion amongst single women to trick men into one-night stands so they can have Child Support.

    The women are the worst, but not the only defining national trait. Middle england might as well be middle-ages england in terms of lifestyle. Most brits have the internet but choose only british-owned/operated websites. Outside of london, an insular, backward, petty attitude prevails, unfriendliness is the rule, not the exception.

    A fairly grim, grey nation in general, mitigated only by a good economy. But the large amounts of alcohol imbibed in ritualistic fashion serve not as a celebration, but as an anaesthetic to the tragically low quality of social life.

    America has, what, 300 million people? If only 3% of them moved here, they'd make up 15% of the population straight off - which would be just the shot in the arm the country's non-existant morale needs. Think of it, America, for the loss of only one 30 of you, you could bring happiness to a whole 60 MILLION maladjusted!


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  7. Jaybee from his cast Banned Banned

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    Well duhhhhh, why do you think I'm not waving a French flag from my car in the UK during the World Cup??

    I'm wearing a T-shirt with the Tricouleur instead - gonna take a lot more guts for someone to step up to my face than to key my car when I'm not there!


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  8. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    i doubt it.
     
  9. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    you can buy all those foods made by those countries I listed in shops, you can also buy organic, free range. So what sepcifically do you eat that you can't eat here?
     
  10. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    considering you were bullied by girls as a kid I suggest ANYONE would do whatever and get away with it where your pussy ass is concerned
     
  11. KennyJC Registered Senior Member

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    So long as they're not conservative evangelicals. We can do without those...

    Wouldn't want to have them elect a UK version of Bush now, would we?
     
  12. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    The quality compared to the ones I can get in Latvia is uncomparable. The sausages, for example, in the UK (I tried them when I still ate meat) taste like plastic or have no flavour at all. The problem with people in the UK is that they mostly don't know any better.

    Then it's tea! I'm a tea loving fanatic, but the only tea you can buy in the UK mostly is different variations of either black or green tea, but I couldn't find dried wildflowers, different kinds of particular wood grass and leaves and pine and fir tree blossoms.

    And you can't get in the UK black (rye) bread, pickled cucumbers (the small, turkish ones with black pepper is a miserable interpretation), farm curd (at least I didn't find any farm curd!) and different malt drinks as well as caraway seed cheese and hemp seed butter, the list goes on and on.
     
  13. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    You can get most of the above in Asda, Tesco's any major supermarket. I know I've eaten most of them , some are on my shelves (especially regards the teas) There are also numerous health food shops where you can buy hemp seed butter. I saw it only yesterday in Holland and Barratts.

    Maybe the garage shop isn't a good place to shop for weekly food?
     
  14. Jaybee from his cast Banned Banned

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    Creepily enough, many of the yanks over here are EXACTLY that - hardliners who believe if you don't pray 5 times a week you're in for eternal damnation. Nobody wants to listen to their fundamentalist viewpoints, so they seek new pastures. I loathe them, which is certainly saying something when you consider that I myself am a Christian!

    Oh, Devilled Ham Sandwich, you're on my 'Ignore' list like Theory of Retard and a few others, where I added you because like her, you've got plenty of time to jump in with 90%-proof bullshit and do it before anyone else, every time. Just to save you the hassle of writing.

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  15. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe. I like the UK very much and hope to visit in next year once again. Maybe something has changed and I won't have to send food and teas over mail to my sis in London any more.

    p.s. I'll be sure to check out that "Barratts", thanks for the advice!

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  16. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    http://www.shopsafe.co.uk/fad_health.htm
     
  17. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    kentucky? what the heck is kentucky food?
     
  18. thedevilsreject Registered Senior Abuser Registered Senior Member

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    when you come take a trip into the countryside towns, i much prefer the countryside to the big cities like manchester birmingham and liverpool, i left london off because i do like london. if you go to the countryside go to the butchers and the groceries as there you will find much better quality food than in the big supermarkets
     
  19. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    haha but you still respond?

    deviled ham sandwich....mmmmmm devil sandwich......

    i would watch it with the name calling, though. mods are moderating again.
     
  20. Gustav Banned Banned

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    curry is alright

    possum and grits
     
  21. Neildo Gone Registered Senior Member

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    Mmm, fish 'n chips and shephard's pie. Yum.

    - N
     
  22. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    I'm gonna go get me a bacon butty!
    I have filled myself up all day with the good stuff now I need good 'nosh' for 'nosh's' sake.
     
  23. G. F. Schleebenhorst England != UK Registered Senior Member

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    Or....we actually have tastebuds because our country hasn't spent its entire existance saturating everything with irritants.


    Look harder....
     

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