Okay, Borders boy, I Get The Hint

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by goofyfish, May 6, 2002.

  1. goofyfish Analog By Birth, Digital By Design Valued Senior Member

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    "Attention Borders customers ... the time is now 10:00. The Borders Cafe will be closing in one hour. The Borders Cafe will reopen again tomorrow at 9:00 AM."

    "Attention Borders customers ... the time is now 10:10. The Borders Cafe will be closing in fifty minutes. The Borders Cafe will reopen again tomorrow at 9:00 AM."

    "Attention Borders customers ... the time is now 10:20. The Borders Cafe will be closing in forty minutes. The Borders Cafe will reopen again tomorrow at 9:00 AM."

    "Attention Borders customers ... the time is now 10:25. The Borders Cafe will be closing in thirty-five minutes. The Borders Cafe will reopen again tomorrow at 9:00 AM."

    "Attention Borders customers ... the time is now 10:30. The Borders Cafe will be closing in thirty minutes. The Borders Cafe will reopen again tomorrow at 9:00 AM. If you have any purchases, please bring them to the checkout counter now."

    "Attention Borders customers ... the time is now 10:35. Borders will be closing in twenty-five minutes. If you have any purchases, please bring them to the checkout counter now. Borders will reopen for your shopping pleasure tomorrow at 9:00 AM."

    "Attention Borders customers ... the time is now 10:40. Borders will be closing in twenty minutes. If you have any purchases, please bring them to the checkout counter now. Borders will reopen for your shopping pleasure tomorrow at 9:00 AM."

    "Attention Borders customers ... the time is now 10:45. Borders will be closing in fifteen minutes. If you have any purchases, please bring them to the checkout counter now. Borders will reopen for your shopping pleasure tomorrow at 9:00 AM."

    "Attention Borders customers ... the time is now 10:50. Borders will be closing in ten minutes. If you have any purchases, please bring them to the checkout counter now. Borders will reopen for your shopping pleasure tomorrow at 9:00 AM."

    At this point, I left. The Borders boy's voice was irritating enough, without him having to remind me every five minutes that the eleventh hour approacheth. We get the friggin’ hint ... you're closing. Now shut up and leave me alone while I finish my damn coffee, okay?

    Peace.
     
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  3. Magic~Carpet~Ride Registered Senior Member

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    LOL... Singapore?
     
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  5. oedipus I enjoy fecal matter Registered Senior Member

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    I hate the people who work at borders
    they look like a cross between hippies and post moderm fashion designers
     
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  7. Lesion42 Deranged Hermit Registered Senior Member

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    The people at the cafe area are people who couldn't make it at starbucks. That's half the reason.

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  8. oedipus I enjoy fecal matter Registered Senior Member

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    uhh yeah thats another scary group of folks,
    you see a starbucks when your walking down the street and then turn around,
    you'll probably see another starbucks
     
  9. Lesion42 Deranged Hermit Registered Senior Member

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    And each one has an all night staff! (surprise surprise)

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    And here they are...
     

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