I hate to alarm you but this could mean you have shit for brains Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Wait till invert_nexus sees this! He has the exact data on how many pounds of insects we consume during sleep!
Flies are scavengers. If there's something decaying in your ear and sending out pheromones that attract them, you should just wash them better and more often. And stop letting your bedmates fill them with whipped cream. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! According to the urban legend gurus, none of the 75,000 species of spiders lay their eggs in humans. Roaches spend more time cleaning themselves than cats. You have a colony of microscopic lice living in your eyebrows.
Unfortunately, this has been shown to be an urban legend. http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mspidereat.html It was Spurious, I believe, in some thread from ago, that had a link to a page that computed the amount of insect parts and rat feces you eat as part of your diet... I'm too lazy to go digging right now. Maybe later.
Give a monkey a computer and an internet connection and there is indeed the possibility that a monkey would say that. However, what is the probability?
Actually, I have a tiny wound in my ear, it has a crust -- that gets off when I wash it. It heals slowly. Woohooo roaches! Why, thank you, this is so good to know! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Technically, you do not have a colony of microscopic lice living in your eyebrow. So far all human eyebrows investigated had a colony. This implies you might have one too. But you might not have one. Once again...probability.
I don't know, but give 1000 monkeys 1000 computers and 1000 years, and I think it's a near certainty.
Oh. And this: You mean mites, yes? Pretty good, I'd say. Somewhere on the order of 1... Well. A spurious monkey, at least. Anyway, apes are just as notorious for their copraphilia, if not more so, as their diminutive kin.
I do not know why... but all the fucking time it feels like something is crawling in my right ear. Especially when I try to sleep. However, there is never anything there. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
