Does Size Matter?

It's customary to use the seat.

 

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wish i had a tape measure...or would i need one of those tools used to measure terrestrial distance?

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It's not common to get a wet dick when you shit?

 

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I've heard that a common ailment for senior citizens is that their balls hang in the water when they shit. Apparently, your balls sag farther and farther as you age....

 

sometimes i'm so jealous that i can't urinate anywhere or spell my name in it. and there are times when i'm glad i don't have anything to hang into the toilet water.

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something/s got to take up the slack.

 

I find size matters when nothing else about you does.

 

reminds me of that cartoon with the older woman standing at a bus stop with a younger man wearing a t-shirt that says "show me your tits"...
and the old woman pulls her dress up showing her knees...
and her breasts between them.

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come now. personality counts.

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Oh, fantastic. Another night's sleep ruined. And no, not for the reasons you imagine.

 

damn. thought i was gonna get to tease you.

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theres some liars here, cause from a previous poll the age range here is fairly young, and I know you young uns arent slingin 8 inches yet

 

Whats worrying is someone said under 5 inches, surely there isn't a man alive who would honestly say that.
I voted honestly for 2. I bet roman voted for 8 inchs because he forgot to subtract his banana.

 

Huuuummm... I'm going to answer the pool... just a sec... I gotta call my wife to measure it...

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I have better things to do than to measure my penis. :bugeye:
Like write silly stuff at Sciforums.

 

I voted 8 inches.

 

evidence?

 

He said he voted 8 inchs.

 

imaplanck receives the "I paid attention" award.

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you are both sacked and all awards pass to me, the poll question, is 'is your penis length' if you voted 8 inches, then you vote that your penis is 8 inches, unless you now confess you lied on the pole? er I mean poll (pun)