If SF Was a Country and We All Lived in a Castle...

I feel like attacking a random country for "national security" and "weapons of mass destruction" and take all their oil.....

 

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The joker? wtf?

 

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Just what I thought, you should be son to the King, I meanwhile would be executioner. First head off would be alleged kings. Then you'd succeed and become king, being fair and just and all a true king. You could marry Sam and nubine could be your love child. Oli would be your adversary as you have taken his bride to be (Sam) and would attempt to overthrow you with a revolution to steal back his woman.

I will be protector of the peace as an extention of my role, and assist with keeping Oli and his followers at bay. Redarmy would be knight of the realm and protect the king and new queens heads from ending up on poles in the court yard.

Q would be the priest and religious tutor to the kings children. If he failed in his role, I could (in my role of peace keeper) tie him upside down from his ankles to nubines swing and stuff his mouth with horse manure and invite the local kids to throw rotton eggs at him. If he still resisted I would have him executed and make leopold his successor.

Superluminal would be chief astronomer

Peasants could be ............... (oops keyboard not functioning................)

 

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Where's James R in this? Or Pete? Or farfnir? Or Dave? Well, he is God. Deistic however. Who else am I missing? Their all slaves

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I will usurp the throne, even if i have to rip the crown from your bloody skull.

 

I would be head of philosophy department, and would also serve as the Kings main counselar for important decisions requiring a rational mind. (because as history has shown, kings tend to go crazy with power)

 

he has note his misuse of the word 'their'

James R is god of course, the one Q has top persuade everyone to beleive in.
Pete? Who's Pete

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Bs Filter you should be out tending the cattle for you presumptiousness, do not dishonour KING AB!

 

I shouldn't be King. I would probably behead anyone that irritates. Which doesn't take much. That, or I would be too soft and shit would fall apart.

 

indeed, but behind your very weak kingship are the strong pulling the strings.

 

How dare you imply I'm crazy with power! You shall be beheaded immediatly!

 

Nice dreaming, slaves!

 

You have been beheaded already, Absane is king

 

Guards...

arrest them all and quarter them.

 

Spare the one with the nice orbs. Put her in my harem.

 

presuming you are king of the apes, does this make you Tarzan?

 

ill be the beheader

 

I need someone with the skills to quarter a person. Halving them isn't good enough. Do you think you can be flexible enough to adjust to this challenge?

A feisty one. I'll save you for Easter.

 

i am the "osama" of this new kingdom.

transfer all your hate on me so you can unify behind a common cause.

*goes to live in a religious fundamental forum, while sending frequent messages into your kingdom*

 

Old chap,

since I am the King I will send you first to my training program for foreign insurgents, then give you support and backing to fight my enemies, then label you a terrorist when my enemies are gone.

warm regards,

your King

 

I have no trouble cutting up sausages for my children, thus a skill I can easily transfer to chopping up bodies, plus the 'job satisfaction' element will ensure a job well done....although maybe overdone and heads and torso's may accidentally roll.