My Religion

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  1. Satyr Banned Banned

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    The great sage and prophet of truth J.R.R. Tolkien leaves us with a testimony, an epistemology, for us.

    And I quote from that great book of Revelation and Holy Scripture ‘Silmarillion’:
    The description of creation follows in our scripture of truth:
    Hallelujah brothers and sisters, witness the word of our Lord and creator speaking through our prophet Tolkien.

    Mordor, using science, attempts to hide from us our true origins.
    Behold the coming of men.
    Glory be to Illuvitar, the Almighty.
    Who can deny that the Word of God comes to us so directly and unequivocally from the mouth of our Lord and Creator Illuvitar?
    Here is testimony of fact.
    Millions read and follow these words. Their popularity only proves how factual they are.
    A living, breathing, testimony of an epistemology of ontology.
    Refer to those three great books of revelation, The Lord of the Rings, for further proof.

    Whoever needs further instruction in the epistemology of the one and only faith should train him self in it.
    He who cannot prove that this is fact and not fiction, as many evil infidels claim, only show how incapable they are of denying the TRUTH!
    Recent anthropological finds prove how the truth is suppressed by the forces of Mordor who want us men to forget about our past, about the Hobbits and the Elves who crossed the sea.
    The age of men has brought a resurgence of evil. We forget the efforts of God’s Will through Gandalf and the Fellowship of the Ring.

    The tactics of the non-believers is known to me.
    They would have us believe the World was created by accident out of nothing when Illuvitar confronts them with his words, which he whispered in the ear of that great holy prophet Tolkien.

    Are there no dwarves today, living amongst us? No Hobbits? No Orcs?
    Do we not meet Half-Elves daily who bear a striking resemblance to those missing links?
    That men and Elves mated is written in scripture.

    The Ents have died or hide now and our forest die with them.
    The White Wizard has left us to fend for ourselves as growing darkness gathers over Mordor.
    Will he return from the Island across the sea?
    Where are the dead Kings; the Rohimir?
    Where are the fabled Dragons sleeping on piles of gold? Has man made them extinct?

    Is this all just a part of our imagination, as the non-believers will have us believe?
    Does not the fact that we can think of such things only prove that they must exist or must have existed in the past? At least it proves that they are possible or probable.

    Can anyone disprove them? Go ahead...try!

    Does anyone have the epistemology to understand these words of truth?

    Ha!!! Thought so.

    Discuss. :bugeye:
     
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  3. Satyr Banned Banned

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    Does nobody else follow the one and true God?
     
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  5. perplexity Banned Banned

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    First you'd need to set up a church and get some to pray to you.
     
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  7. Satyr Banned Banned

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    Can anyone disprove my lord and God Illuvitar?
     
  8. Prince_James Plutarch (Mickey's Dog) Registered Senior Member

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    INFIDEL.

    Orange Catholicism is the one true path.
     
  9. Prince_James Plutarch (Mickey's Dog) Registered Senior Member

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    As the Divided God reminds us:

    Your Lord knows very well what is in your heart. Your soul suffices this day as a reckoner against you. I need no witnesses. You do not listen to your soul, but instead to your anger and your rage.

    REPENT, INFIDEL. Or dare you anger Shai-Hulud?!
     
  10. Satyr Banned Banned

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    Does anyone's religion, besides mine, have an epistemology?

    Mine comes complete with a history, tradition, and testement.

    Don’t waste my time with these fake religions.

    The One and true God is mine!

    Prove he is not, or admit that he is.
     
  11. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    what does he do for you?

    If you perceive him to be doing something, then for you he exists, unless you presume your preceived reality is shared by all?
     
  12. (Q) Encephaloid Martini Valued Senior Member

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    It isn't even your religion, LOTR was inspired by Catholicism.
     
  13. Mythbuster Mushroomed Registered Senior Member

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    Does this god as any attributes ?

    Give me at least 1 attribute about this god & i will deny it.

    As i can see, your god is not a friendly god he's violent, therefore he's not the source of our morality.

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  14. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    It's as good as any sacred text, at least it's written well.
     
  15. Mythbuster Mushroomed Registered Senior Member

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    1.) God is an atheist.
    2.) Atheists exist.
    3.) So, God created atheists.
    4.) Therefore, God wants atheists to exist.
    5.) Therefore, God love atheists.
    6.) Only atheists & rational peoples go to heaven.
     
  16. Satyr Banned Banned

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    You must be trained in the epistemology of LordoftheRingism before you can hope to understand it.

    Buyt you avoid my challenge.
    Prove that my God is not real or that Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits did not once exist in Middle-Earth, before the age of Men came and swept their remnants away, never existed.

    If you cannot I can only continue believing in them.
    Lightfantastic has inspired me with his hocus-pocus logic.
     
  17. Prince_James Plutarch (Mickey's Dog) Registered Senior Member

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    Sartyr:

    "Mine comes complete with a history, tradition, and testement."

    My religion comes from a God who reigned as God-Emperor for 3,500 years and now exists as the pearl of awareness within the creatures which emerged from his flesh upon dissolution. Moreover, he -was- history, having within him the memories of all men and women who have ever lived.

    And I even need to speak of the findings at Dars-es-Balat?

    "Let there be no doubts that I am the assemblage of our ancestors, the arena in which they exercise my moments. They are my cells and I am their body. This is the favrashi of which I speak, the soul, the collective unconscious, the source of archetypes, the repository of all trauma and joy. I am the choice of their awakening. My samhadi is their samhadi. Their experiences are mine! Their knowledge distilled is my inheritance. Those billions are my one."
     
  18. lightgigantic Banned Banned

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    God has consciousness
     
  19. nicholas1M7 Banned Banned

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    Alright! Alright! I don't want your God to cast me to the depths of Mordor, all I have on me is $60.50 to donate.
     
  20. nicholas1M7 Banned Banned

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    Better yet, we could all just give Satyr 2 dollars.
     
  21. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    I like it, but sorry the Jedi Order has my vote for now

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