By the way everyone, just so you know, i already won and was named Universal Victor -- i just hit the rewind button and am playing this all back so that you can view me winning again. And then i'm going to do it again. And again. And again. And again. And then we're going to watch some reruns of Three's Company. Love that theme song...
I am a capricious ultimate intelligence. I find it amusing to toy with the emotions of petty mortals such as yourself. Cthulhu will never convert. Cthulhu would die before he converted. And Cthulhu is not my God. He's simply a friend. We occasionally go clubbing and such together. I have no Gods. I am beyond God. I am greater than any God ever could be.
You kid yourself, you wretched brat! Then he would die by my hand! (just to let you know I am kidding, not really saying you're a brat, it's all in a bit of fun...)
Cthulhu cannot be killed. That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may die. Ah, you are trying to avoid being punished for your presumption, foolish mortal. That's very well. Adam doubted my nature once and was punished severely. (I think he enjoyed it, though. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!)
Immortal joke Cthulhu the bloke Will die by my jagged sword Xev, his pet fool Will drown in his drool As I smite his shovelish head They will all feel my wrath The demon, his brat And I will ascend the universal throne! Avatar: gotcha.
"Guy? I thought we had decided that Monica Lewinsky was God? (I am beyond God. I am the ultimate intelligence. I am above time and space. I do not need worship. I simply AM.)" I am not. Beat that, woman. "lucky you... my father can't help me in finding a job. and in this country it's all on the contacts. you can't just so walk in and get a job." Where do you live? In most cities you can find jobs pretty easily if you're willing to do shitty work. "BTW I'm gonna be getting a job as a salesguy attendant sort of thing in a store. Itsa gonna be easy and there's a hot chick who works there who is supposedly my age. Whoa momma!" Oh man. I work as a bike builder/fixer/seller at a store near me and theres two girls there that are absolutely gorgeous. I have many an interesting story about them!
Cthulu sounds a lot like the godly RPG character a friend of mine created and was pretty much obsessed over in junior high. His name was Stalker. And when my character just about killed Stalker (to annoy my friend) my friend (who was the gamemaster) annoyed me by having Stalker teleport to his home dimension so that he could heal himself and recuperate. And of course, Stalker was the only one who could go there (my friend decided when my character was going to teleport and go after Stalker). Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Sorry for being kinda bitchy to you earlier in this thread, Xev. I'd just come in from working outside and was hot and in a testy mood. Not that you probably care, seeing as how you're invincible and all, but just the same. "My, those is some mighty big breasteses, ma'am!" Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Everything and more, but looks are secondary to what a woman can do for youPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Hand Of Course. A woman can accomplish anything with her hands. Sex..... is a lot like Poker. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
My point was merely to be funny, but as always, I failed, sorry. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! The funny thing was supposed to be that if Tyler is so smart then why should he reveal that men are so singleminded. And then if revealing that was just a prove of him actually not being so smart, or if it was part of a secret genious plan that had some hidden agenda unknown to us not as smart as him-people, but obviously it was only funny in my twisted part of the universe. Why do I always fail at that? Always when I try to say something funny, poeple think I'm being serious and get offended...why? Should I include MORE smilies??? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Your apologies are always entertaining, if that helps.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
In the capital cityPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! But it is true- I don't like shity work. I hate to be a slave, even if I get more or any money. Hope to find smth connected with webdesign for the summer. Cheerz!
Slave work is the only way to go, Avatar! At least around here... It'll have to hold me over until I publish my book, even if I do know HTML (took a class on it).
no it isn't. there is another road-> don't do anythingPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! [pretty much everywhere zI think. . I passed all the tests so now the summer is mine. (Muhahahaaa)First thing I'm going to do is create my own business page, where I offer my services, put in some ads and .............. sit and wait for moneyPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! okok, it could take pretty long, so I have to think for another plan/possibilities. I like planningPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
