New Anti-Gravity Technology!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Adam, Jun 4, 2002.

  1. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    I have discovered a new method of defeating gravity! Reach down and grab your shoelaces, and pull upward. You'll fly! Try it, and you'll see!

    PS: My name is not Abhi, I'm just a very bored (and drunk) boy.
     
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  3. kmguru Staff Member

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    I have one too...

    It is based on hypercharge and manipulates baryons and leptons - it creates a pseudoscalar field. I add a photon generator to balance the field. Somehow it works!
     
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  5. ismu ::phenomenon::. Registered Senior Member

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    Jump off from orbiting space shuttle. Bring some oxygen in plastic bag. Always works!
     
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  7. Alpha «Visitor» Registered Senior Member

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    How would a photon generator balance the feild?!
     
  8. basnappl Registered Member

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    lol

    nono, the real trick to flying is being able to fling yourself towards the ground and miss!

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  9. SoLiDUS OMGWTFBBQ Registered Senior Member

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    Nope.

    ALL WRONG.

    See those things your shoulders puked ? Make an effort to keep
    them straight and wave them up and down fast while jumping off
    your roof: it works.

    You can trust me!

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  10. everneo Re-searcher Registered Senior Member

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    Spin urself 50 times very fast. U will feel anti-gravity from all sides..!

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  11. RDT2 Registered Senior Member

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    It's called 'bootstrapping'. Read some computing books. However you get the award for the most sensible posting to this thread.

    Ron.
     
  12. GundamWing Registered Senior Member

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    You're all wrong. I talked to a pseudo-scientist once who was so anti-gravity he was floating in mid air. I was truly traumatized.

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    (save those tomatoes for another day...)
     
  13. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Re: lol

    funny, I have never tried it after when I had read the book.
    watch me missssssssss..................................................
     
  14. pumpkinsaren'torange Registered Senior Member

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    saving


    so....may i fling them at you tomorrow, then??:bugeye:

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  15. GundamWing Registered Senior Member

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    Re: saving

    You may only fling transdimensional quantized tomatoes, as those are easier (and thus 'cheaper) to find in general on class-M planets.
     

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