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    .... set fire to cardboard effigys of the cardboard people. But a cardboard person accidently got mistaken for an effigy, and was set alight. In response, the leaders...
     
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    of the free cardboard worlds invaded a random country to combat this threat. The country they picked was finland, because it had many forests from which they could make more cardboard people. The fins ...
     
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    ...however, were impervious to cardboard bullets and cardboard cluster bombs. They were able to defeat the cardboard tanks by throwing water on them, making them go all soggy and fall apart. One of the cardboard stealth bombers accidently flew through some clouds and lost structural integrity. A cardboard nuke fell out, and landed in.....
     
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    Kotka. An inhabitant of kotka found the cardboard nuke and sold it to Iran. There the Iranian scientists used this cardboard blueprint to make a real nuke. They...
     
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    ...detonated the nuke in Washington. To their surprise, the rest of the World responded by....
     
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    showering them with gifts, money and virgins. It was all accepted with typical finnish warmth. Except for china which got nuked for abusing people in sweatshops. The world
     
  10. imaplanck. Banned Banned

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    .............was saved, but unfortunately the virgins were 25 year old male virgins with a virtual rape fixation. So this caused..........
     
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    .....untold misery. In fact it stunned them into a vow of silence that lasted seventy generations. Finnaly one man spoke, he said:"...........
     
  12. Zakariya04 and it was Valued Senior Member

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    ...by God you look nice put away your money i'll buy you a slice, she said thanks i'd rather a slice of you, i'm just kidding but that's awfully nice of you.. the compliment meant....
     
  13. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ....that she really wanted a slice of his brain for her evil experiments. After drugging the man, she dragged him into her basement and.....
     
  14. draqon Banned Banned

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    ...decided to talk to him diplomatically and using the latest technology such as wireless communication devices, intercoms, plasma television, and 20Ghz frequency for best reception...
     
  15. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    ,however, it was all useless because...
     
  16. Zakariya04 and it was Valued Senior Member

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    .......when she saw his teeth she said "Great scotts are you a thief seems like you've got a mouth fall of gold teeth" Ha ha ha had to find that funny, so i said "no child i work hard for the......
     
  17. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    WWWBLACDKFERLYPH, which of course stood for...
     
  18. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ...nothing, It was gibberish, the product of a seriously deranged mind. The kind of mind it takes to be leader of.....
     
  19. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    the United States of America, who's had her capital blown up many times in this story. Coincidentially,.....
     
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    the illusional freedom had vaporized into thin air, as though air was not thin enough, the ozone hole everexpanding, the rockets with insignia's of nations all ready for beggining of new era...
     
  21. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    , the Era of Individualism. I this era everyone prospered through....
     
  22. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    booger gold, after so many nukes the snot found in peoples' noses was found to be rich in .....
     
  23. ReighnStorm The Smoke that Thunders Registered Senior Member

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    uranium from the planet X, said to be uninhabited since world war IIXVIIVX...so the question is?........................................
     
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