The perfect female orgasm.

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by imaplanck., Oct 30, 2006.

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  1. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah, and by the time it's over, the man is so fuckin' tired and frustrated that he don't even want sex any more! Besides, football or basketball games are much more exciting and last lots longer .....and the players seldom give you any grieve after the games are over.

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  3. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Ha ha!!
    *singing*
    Ba-ron-has-no girl-friend!
     
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  5. geodesic "The truth shall make ye fret" Registered Senior Member

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    Baron, your cynicism in this area seems even more forced and artificial than usual. Sensitive spot?
     
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  7. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah. Because Nietzsche was an expert on women...

    Anyway. Salome had the whip. Not Freddy.

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  8. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    Hmmmmm. That's an interesting question. Since arousal/stimulation is typically subjective, can a successful composite be created that applies to all individuals?

    Then again, it may be an issue of hardware (correct key must engage tumblers to start car)
     
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  10. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    How do you make a hormone?
     
  11. francois Schwat? Registered Senior Member

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    Hahaha! (at invert)


    Sometimes you gotta fuck her gently.
     
  12. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Who said you need to be harsh? You can be sexy and gentle. In fact, gentle is sexy!

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  13. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Buz.
    Wrong.
    The correct answer is:
    Don't pay her.

    However, you did remind me of a song that might advise our ineffective lover:
    "Fuck Her Gently"

    This is a song for the ladies
    But fellas listen closely
    You don't always have to fuck her hard
    In fact sometimes that's not right to do
    Sometimes you've got to make some love
    And fuckin give her some smoochies too
    Sometimes ya got to squeeze
    Sometimes you've got to say please
    Sometime you've got to say hey
    I'm gonna Fuck you softly
    I'm gonna screw you gently
    I'm gonna hump you sweetly
    I'm gonna ball you discreetly
    And then you say hey I bought you flowers
    And then you say wait a minute sally
    I think I got somethin in my teeth
    Could you get it out for me
    That's fuckin teamwork
    Whats your favorite posish?
    That's cool with me
    Its not my favorite
    But I'll do it for you
    Whats your favorite dish?
    Im not gonna cook it
    But ill order it from Zanzibar
    And then I'm gonna love you completely
    And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
    And then I'll fucking bone you completely
    But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
    Hard​
     
  14. imaplanck. Banned Banned

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    Yeah or I could just ask as many girls as I can (including my girlfriend). The thing is, women (unlike men) are rather shy in coming forward with what really gets them off.
    I was also intending to probe more deeper into the female psyche than the 'buy flowers and take it slow' rule.
     
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  15. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    put sand in the lube, or don't pay her.
     
  16. John99 Banned Banned

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    Brush your teath (umm teeth), take a shower and try harder.

    In your case, tooth/ LOL
     
  17. John99 Banned Banned

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    yeah, i'm pretty sure.
     
  18. wesmorris Nerd Overlord - we(s):1 of N Valued Senior Member

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    That's totally chick dependent. For some it's much more true than others.

    Some just need big hard, throbbing uh.. yeah. That, for an hour.. and that's it.

    Some need dirty talk.

    *shrug*

    I'd guess there's a long list of things, including chihuahuas, that might induce the desired reaction. lol.
     
  19. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    he hasn't got one girlfriend, planko's got 6, madam palm and her 5 daughters.
     
  20. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    god you're so gay.
     
  21. imaplanck. Banned Banned

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    Fuck off gaywad.
     
  22. imaplanck. Banned Banned

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    No your mum and her 6 daughters actually skid pants.
     
  23. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    This thread is unlikely to go anywhere useful from this point on.
     
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