Bands that suck the big one

Discussion in 'Art & Culture' started by ubermich, Jun 28, 2002.

  1. ubermich amnesiac . . . Registered Senior Member

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    im sorry, but i have to say that pink floyd gets on my nerves sooooo much. everyone thinks theyre cool cuz they have trippy lsd music that flowerchildren listen too.

    have you ever taken the time to actually listen to the integrity of the music they produce? if you get past the trippy creativeness of it, it sucks hard! they have one good song: money, and i dont consider that characteristically floyd.

    yeah, the wall was a transgressive. yeah, the DSotM played to the wizard of oz. anything in the music though? uh....no.

    2) rush. absolutely ridiculous. i dont see how people can stand the voice of that guy, or anyone who sings about trees and an obnoxious friend of huck finn's.

    3) god speed you black emperor. oh wait, yeah, we're talking about music, not poetry with ambient noise in the background. my bad.

    4) DMX say what???.....uh!!!!.....what????......uh!!!!....song over.

    5) creed ohhhh, yo' arms wide opuuunhhh! . . . (doves fly off the football field.)

    6) nickelback we're soo bad, we're soo bad, we're soo bad, we're soo bad . . .

    honorary medal: ozzy osbourne okay in black sabbath. absolutely horrible now. youre fat and old ozzy, face it. you're a joke that we watch on mtv to laugh at the lives of celebrities. you know you're a has-been when you play for the queen mother. and youre kids--look at them! chips off the goofy block they are!

    ozzy: "ive read like five books in my life (chuckles) id read more if i could."

    *covers face with hands. just goes to show that no matter how smart you are, theres someone with half your intelligence making twice as much money.
     
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  3. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    Pink Floyd certainly has the lyrics, too. And a great guitar player.

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  5. Tyler Registered Senior Member

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    YES!!!!!!
    YES YESYESYSEYYESYSEYESYSYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FINALLY!!!!!! All those stupid fucking idiot stoners at my school love Floyd!!!!!! THEY ARE BAD!!!!!
    Their music is not musically good. Their lyrics are not intelligent or intellectual.

    They suck!!!!!

    They are the idiot's trippy music. Like Nickleback to rock. Like Blink to punk. They repulse me.
     
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  7. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Ummm, god, anything sappy and sweet.

    N*sync, Backstreet boys, etc: Members must be lined up and shot.

    Country-Western: I know not the "artist's" names. I despise the genre, though.

    Manson: Puh-leeeeze. Yes, I am disturbed and shocked. Happy now? Go away.

    I mean honestly, he's of the "Piss Christ" genre. Tries to be shocking.

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    Eminem: Yes, you wrote a song about killing your ex or whatever the fuck. You whine about fags.

    I'm shocked to the bottom of my liberal little heart. Happy now? Shut up then.

    And yes, Floyd is utter shit.
     
  8. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    Hahaha, Tyler, you make my day.

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  9. ubermich amnesiac . . . Registered Senior Member

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    im not a big manson fan either. i think its his voice, though, not his music. he sounds like a whiny bastard with no testosterone who wont shut the fuck up.

    but if you read his philosophy/interpretations of antichrist superstar, youll find hes profound. really profound. he sees himself as an ubermich, yet he still has the wisdom to see hes a complete failure, and will never succeed. i love that type of self-honesty. in fact, he has somewhat the same outlook on life as i do (sorry if anyone just lost respect for me there) dont get put off by his "flash," its just to sell out. the kicker is that he's supposed to sell out, and you're supposed to hate him. hes supposed to show you what america's become. so if you hate him, you're actually agreeing with him. thats more than i can say for other shit band.

    but i agree. his music blows. its just a bastardization of reznor's, (his producer's). mansons got a brain but hes a fucking leech.

    manson goes into the category of "i respect you, but you suck musically." thats still better than "you make good music, but it means nothing, you shit."

    and i hate this fucking crap that pop music tries to pull: this fake aggression with no specific grounding in reality. look at limp bizkit and eminem. disgusting. theyre music, i admit, is catchy. but listen to what these idiots are saying. their message basically amounts to: "yo, look at me, society, im coo'. im da king of controversy, and that's my ultimate goal in life, to piss people off." thats the most fucktarded reason to create music ive ever heard.
     
  10. Tyler Registered Senior Member

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    "limp bizkit and eminem. disgusting. theyre music, i admit, is catchy. but listen to what these idiots are saying. their message basically amounts to: "yo, look at me, society, im coo'. im da king of controversy, and that's my ultimate goal in life, to piss people off." thats the most fucktarded reason to create music ive ever heard."

    I gotta disagree on eminem. His early shit was just that, shit. But lately I've started to enjoy some of his lyrics because quite frankly, he's right and he's honest.

    Marshall and I hold one major thing in common and that's the atitude of yes, I am here to piss you off. I am the anti of everything you are and fuck you if you don't like it because I'm going to fucking well be it.

    "Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prison is helpless, Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch" A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, Pollutin' the air waves a rebel"

    He does make a nice statement on society here. A good amount of Americans are against Marshall being on the air. They're afraid that he will incite their kids. More importantly, I think, they're afraid that maybe, just maybe, he's right on some things.


    "Though I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley, To do Black Music so selfishly And use it to get myself wealthy"

    I love this. There has been a lot of morons who state that Marshall just steals black music when the fact is most of these people listen to rock, which was stolen from black music.


    "/ And piss on the lawns of the White House and replace it with a Parental Advisory sticker / To spit liquor in the faces of in this democracy of hypocrisy / Fuck you Ms. Cheney! Fuck you Tipper Gore! Fuck you with the freest of speech this divided states of embarassment will allow me to have"

    A perfect point. America claims freedom of speech and promptly demands censorship.



    There's more but generally I just like his fuck you attitude that is sincere, unlike so many others.
     
  11. Tyler Registered Senior Member

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    I shoudl add:

    Many people will come back to what I've said about Marshall with the 'okay, it's fine to be that way but it gets pathetic when you have to continuosly restate it'

    Well, he does. He's one of the very few popular artists to say it today. And I think it's important we have someone to remind us of this attitude.
     
  12. ubermich amnesiac . . . Registered Senior Member

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    what you said is entirely manson. i guess its a performative contradiction on my part to respect manson and not eminem. they even worked together.

    i think it comes down to

    eminiem=white
    other white rappers=beastie boyz, vanilla ice
    beastie boyz, vanilla ice=jokes
    eminem, by virtue of association, = joke.

    yeah, thats flawed. but its what i believe. i guess ill go illegally dl some eminem. i do like his new song though.
     
  13. Tyler Registered Senior Member

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    flawed logic alert!!!!!
    hahaha!


    I just noticed something........."you know you're a has-been when you play for the queen mother."

    Call Paul McCartney a has-been one more time and yo udie.
     
  14. Azrael Angel of Light Registered Senior Member

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    I hate all the boy & girl bands that dont write their own songs or play any insturments. I also hate those stupid kid rappers like Lil J, Lil Romeo, Lil Bow Wow.
     
  15. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    one word- mainstream.

    it is generated and synthisised by music companies to please their main export market - teenagers
     
  16. fadingCaptain are you a robot? Valued Senior Member

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    The music on the radio sucks ass. It has hit an all-time low. There is good music being made but its hard to wade through all the shit to find it.

    Also, you guys are fucking wrong about pink floyd. they were a little spotty and arent my favorite band or anything...but that stoner music thing is just a stupid stereotype. they have some great stuff like 'wish you were here' album and 'breathe' from dsotm and 'fearless', etc.....dig a little and you find great songs...

    the golden era was late 60's. beatles, kinks, who, doors all hit their peaks plus tons of other great stuff. you can find music with these kinds of influences being made today and it kicks ass.

    all IMO of course...

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  17. Joeman Eviiiiiiiil Clown Registered Senior Member

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    I can write a book on all bands that suck. But Floyd is really good. Echo is their best album. The darkside of Oz is brilliant.
     
  18. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    I also agree, Pink Floyd is not so bad at all.
     
  19. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    i like eminem. mainly because well. he's right.
    reading Tyler's messege makes me thinkk of another good quote..
    "...when a kid's getting bullied and shoots up his school, and they blame it on Marilyn, and the heroin. Where were the parents at? and look where its at. middle america.. now its a tragedy, now its so sad to see, in upperclassity.. how could this happen?..." think thats my fav. line of all his songs. Although i do agree the kim song is a little much.

    thankyou Ubermich for mentioning #6. Nickelback really is terrible. i almost started to like that one song they had. cuz i love the line "but you're the bottom of every bottle." then i found out that wasn't the words and decided they still weren't very good at lyrics. -laughs-
    kind like Faith Hill. sticking withe simple one-syllable words. "its not right. its not fair. what your miss-ing ov-er there. " i think thats the worst line ever written.
     
  20. ubermich amnesiac . . . Registered Senior Member

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    yes, i knew forumers obsessed with floyd would come to their defense.

    im sorry, ill be the first to admit im not a floyd guru, but ive listened to tdsotm and thewall once through each, and i just was unimpressed to say the least.

    yes, i admitted they have their moments--every millenium or so--but they definitely dont deserve the hype they get. maybe for being "influential," but not for being good musicians.

    maybe im just a bigger fan of southern-style classic rock instead of transgressive pre/pseudo-electronic music with guitars.
     
  21. ubermich amnesiac . . . Registered Senior Member

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    oh yes, and here's more shitty bands:

    metallica. this is a given. i used to be one of those "yeah, new metallica blows but the old metallica is the shit!" kinda guys, but not anymore i think. even that crap from ride the lightning and and justice for all and master of puppets just gets on your nerves after say---ten minutes. and on top of that most of their good early stuff was the work of dave mustaine. and it all means nothing. no content whatsoever. all hypothetical war situations or historical fiction ones surrounding mental problems. fucking ridiculous. ill shut up if kirk hammet or james hetfield ever fought in a battlefield and experienced shellshock, but i seriously doubt that. theyre a couple of couch potato hypocrites who repudiated the satanic music industry because of its 'flash and insincerity' then turned around and decided to plug the human condition in violent times, thats absurd.

    i dont even have to go to that crap they started slapping their name on a few years back. load, reload, whatever.

    that kid thats in the movie like mike god, i havent even listened to his fucking music, but hes so incredibly annoying in the previews, i dont see how anyone could stand to throw away 15 bucks for something coming out of his mouth. since when was it popular to be a masochist in this country?

    papa roach oh god, 'this is my last resort' blows. i hate them and all their kopykat bands that seem to like combining hard rock and punk. thats such a ludicrous combination. hard punk? punk is by definition brainless and carefree. its pot music. and on top of that, the guys in the band dont even look cool.
     
  22. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Tyler:
    I'm here to piss you off? How boring is that?

    If I was a pathetic loser like Eminem, it'd be easy - I'd fire up Paintshop, and create a picture of some woman fucking herself with a crucifex.

    I'd create a series - I mean this takes two seconds to think of offensive things - Mohammed in the throes of an asphyxia induced orgasm, a necrophiliac Mary Magdeline with the body of the crucified Christ, Buddha watching Kwannon give head to a dog..... open an art show, and rake in the money.

    That took less than a minute to dream up.

    Offending people is easy.

    It's not so much that Floyd is bad, but that Floyd is overrated.
     
  23. Tyler Registered Senior Member

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    "I'm here to piss you off? How boring is that?"

    You can go on about visual art as much as you like but can you honestly tell me that the majority of teenagers in your area will happily go to the museum every month or so? Or the art gallery? Uhhhhhhh no!

    Music is the medium. And no on else is reaching the people marshall does with that message and, on occasion, a good beat.


    "It's not so much that Floyd is bad, but that Floyd is overrated"

    True. I just have a moral obligation to hate them because all the idiots sit around my school going 'Yeah man, like, he's so right and so philomosophically deep, maaaaaan'. And it pisses me off.


    "I'd fire up Paintshop, and create a picture of some woman fucking herself with a crucifex."

    Oh, and Xev, nice to see how original you are: Exorcist.
     

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