Finish my Sentence

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    ...but they went unheard in a vortex of imminent destruction initiated by the great .........
     
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    known also as jesus. This great little man walked the earth to spread the message of ...
     
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  7. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ...hate, destruction, nukular war, and other wonderfull things that hastened the comming apocalypse ............
     
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    and predicted a man named after a plant would initiate the total destruction of mankind. This man....
     
  9. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ....had managed to grow 5 brain cells in his head. Fortunatley this was enough to win the vote in a certain country and become President. On the last day in office he pressed a red button - something he always wondered about.............
     
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    and a secret door was unlocked. Beyond it was a staircase descending deep down into the bowels of the earth. After going down for at least an hour he entered a cave filled with fire. A man with horns and a tail approached him and said ...
     
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    ...."Welcome home, my son".....
     
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    and the man with the name of a plant burst out in tears and hugged his old man. The old man with horns and a tail told his son to go back upstairs and do what he needs to do. He went upstairs as he was told and ...
     
  13. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ....did what he needed to do:.........
     
  14. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    ....learned to speak without a teleprompter...however, he still needed to....
     
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    ....have an earpiece surgically implanted into his skull, with a direct line to Osama Bin Laden. "Invade Iran" the voices told him. "Do it! Do it now!". So he did, and the rest is history......
     
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    ...that was written by our republican lords, who will rule for.....
     
  17. zenbabelfish autonomous hyperreal sophist Registered Senior Member

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    ...any money they can get...
     
  18. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    ...through their black magic blood drinking, reptilian rituals. however, they do make exceptions with....
     
  19. zenbabelfish autonomous hyperreal sophist Registered Senior Member

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    ....fluffy little kittens....
     
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    ... in our stomaches...
     
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    ...on a bed of a thousand dead unicorns.........
     
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    ...staring at us from the asylum...
     
  23. zenbabelfish autonomous hyperreal sophist Registered Senior Member

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    ...and that was on a good day - on Friday the 13th...
     
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