The One-Liner Thread

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by NDS, Apr 10, 2007.

  1. NDS NDS Registered Senior Member

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    Okay, good, because God forbid if he was off by a few seconds.
     
    Last edited: Apr 15, 2007
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  5. NDS NDS Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah of course it does, because why create everything in a millisecond (God can do that), when you can create it in 7 days?
     
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  8. navigator Registered Senior Member

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    He Is No Fool Who Gives What He Cannot Keep To Gain What He Can Not Lose
     
  9. NDS NDS Registered Senior Member

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    And on the seventh day God ended His work which He had done, and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had done.
     
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  11. NDS NDS Registered Senior Member

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    I hope He had a good nap and recovered from all that tough work He had just done.
     
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  13. NDS NDS Registered Senior Member

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    No.
     
  14. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    I left a message but he never returned the call.
     
  15. Zardozi Isvara.... . 1S Evil_Lau Registered Senior Member

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    He called me but I wouldnt go there because the others won my choice.
     
  16. [a-5] Sex machine, coin operated. Registered Senior Member

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    Beer Pong is fuckin' sweet.
     
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    The rest of you take 32 damage.
     
  18. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    Those aren't pecks, they are tits.
     
  19. krstofer Registered Member

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    Limited ability.
     
  20. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    I'm Rick James, biiTCH
     
  21. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    I’m a girl, and you’re a boy - we’re too old to play with toys
    Won’t you tell me what’s your name? You could be my brand new game
    You begin and roll the dice, I would smile and break the ice
    Tell me how could I resist, when you’re my favorite kiss?

    Kissy kissy makes me happy, honey, honey, sweet as candy
    Kissy kissy take my hand, and come along with me
    Kissy kissy makes me happy, honey, honey, sweet as candy
    Kissy kissy love is grand with you, my sugar bee.

    See the moon, and see the sun, shining down on everyone
    They know how in love we are, I heard them tell it to a star
    There’s no mountain, there’s no sea, to keep your love away from me
    No matter what the distance is, you’re still my favorite kiss.

    Kissy kissy makes me happy, honey, honey, sweet as candy
    Kissy kissy take my hand, and come along with me
    Kissy kissy makes me happy, honey, honey, sweet as candy
    Kissy kissy love is grand with you, my sugar bee

    Dah, nah, nah - Tell me what your secret is
    Dah, nah, nah – Oh, won’t you let me know?
    Dah, nah, nah - Nothing makes me feel like this
    Dah, nah, nah - Cause you’re my favorite kiss

    Kissy kissy makes me happy, honey, honey, sweet as candy
    Kissy kissy take my hand, and come along with me
    Kissy kissy makes me happy, honey, honey, sweet as candy
    Kissy kissy love is grand with you, my sugar beet (2x)

    Dah, nah, nah - Tell me what your secret is
    Dah, nah, nah – Oh, won’t you let me know?
    Dah, nah, nah - Nothing makes me feel like this
    Dah, nah, nah - Cause you’re my favorite kiss.
     
  22. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    Whatsa' matta' with you?
     
  23. ashpwner Registered Senior Member

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    man created god not other way around religion cuases war!
     

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