Are Americans Really This Effing Dumb?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Lord Hillyer, Apr 24, 2007.

  1. Ganymede Valued Senior Member

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    Atomtic Bomb showed the World that we were not to be fucked with. Thank God the German Scientists defected

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  3. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    i second that, and third it with my second vote.

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  7. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    All war is upsetting. Wander round an English country church sometime and look at the memorial plaques to "brave and selfless soldiers who died doing their duty" see how long your eyes stay dry.
    Considering the Germans were years away from a working nuke what do they have to do with it?
     
  8. ashpwner Registered Senior Member

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    Major Robert Henry Cain VC he was the most insperatinal man i have ever heard of when i look at his bravery i almost cry.
     
  9. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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  11. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Been posted. Been discussed. Been explained.
     
  12. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    seriously thats dumb though. what the hell.


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  13. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Nope. Like I said in the original thread: logical.
    I can cut out the whole moon with one hand, but elephants are f*cking huuuuge. I've seen one!

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  14. Ganymede Valued Senior Member

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    I stand corrected. I'm confusing the Rocket Program with Atomic Program.
     
  15. Satyr Banned Banned

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    Sir,
    I am both insulted and dismayed.
    Americans are about as stupid as IceAgeunCivilization is.
    In other words…not.

    It takes great intelligence to actively remain ignorant and selectively aware of the world.
    It’s a talent only the few can master and even fewer maintain without becoming, uncomfortably aware of their own stupidity.
    Remaining an imbecile, while still preserving the naïve perspective that this obtuseness deserves eternity or is made in a God’s image, requires such mental depravity and verbal acrobatics that one must admire the rigid flexibility of those that can perform it with such eloquent illiteracy.
     
  16. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    Another chasers video on Americans, this time about 9/11 which i would expect everyone in the world to know about, especially Americans, While chaser's may not be the most reliable source of information, some of the purely lucid and ignorant responses shocks the hell out of me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcJyhZLUUIU&mode=related&search=
     
  17. I sure am glad that I belong t a country that every one agrees is stupid, weak fat and lazy. we are still able to dominate the world even with these handicaps. What does that say about all you smart strong and wise nations. If a blind retarded paraplegic was kicking my tail I would feel pain and embarrassment. America allows people to choose to be stupid but we also provide the means for every single person to get an outstanding education if they want it bad enough. Our leaders may be vile evil pandering monsters but they only appear stupid. That is why we do enjoy a disportionate share of this worlds resources.
     
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  19. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    Your predominant position in the world is a result of a few wise men , who saw what was good for your future, but now with the Bush administration, America may yet unravel. The 21st century may not be entirely the American Century.
     
  20. ashpwner Registered Senior Member

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    america only becam a superpower after world war 2 and world war one after staying in a period of isolation, britian had lost it's empire russia had got russia had the rebuild. and the fact that germany had lost the war meant that germany was no longer able to become the next world superpower wich was very likely. so all in all i think it was a crafty way you done it.
     
  21. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    One could almost say it was luck, but i doubt it, as the german scientists defected to America, Not Britain.
     
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    A question to the people that watched this clip(and really believe its legitimate) that don't live in America. Do you people believe everything you see on TV? Can you seriously watch this and assume that myself, and every other American is really that oblivious?

    This is not to say that I have -never- met anyone like that here, I definitely have. But if one can watch the television and truly believe that Highschool curriculum in the United States doesn't require one to know the properties of a TRIANGLE then the alleged "stupidity of americans" is only surpassed by the gullability of the person who believes without question.
     
  23. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel

    The following are actual stories provided by travel agents:



    I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

    A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

    I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response ... click.

    A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."

    I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." He said "But they look so close on the map."

    Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time."

    A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!

    A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

    I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them."

    A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."

    A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."

    A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!"

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