Jesus a time traveler?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Odin'Izm, Mar 18, 2005.

  1. JuRtLy The JuRtLy Registered Senior Member

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    i remember that i heard a comedian once say that jesus didn't have powers, its that, if you notice in the bible, all they drank back then was wine(even the kids)...

    so maybe after a few glasses....the bible was written up..
     
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  3. kame Registered Member

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    Hahaha. Did you get that time traveling Jesus thing from family guy? There was that one flashback. If you go into youtube and search "family guy quantum leap," I think the first one is that clip. "Jesus was a man who traveled from place to place, putting things right that once went wrong..." Reading the first post made me think of this, so I was just wondering. It seems like a random idea to just think of without anything influencing it.

    I saw another thread on this forum about re-incarnation. Simply adding to the amusement of the first post, what if Jesus was really there the first time, then was reassembled by luck somewhere else (as suggested in that thread) in the universe, and decided to change things up a bit.
     
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  5. magnetar Registered Member

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    Hi all

    I have not read the full tread.
    But I think this might really be what happened.

    If you think about it scientifically in a 500millinion years from now, man might face a terrible disaster, like the sun is releasing a large solar flare that would wipe the atmosphere off the earth.

    And they figure out that we can bend time and go back into future. They would send someone back billion of years.

    It could be so difficult to time travel that they could only send a very small sell that would impregnate a woman.
    If you could change something in the past, it would forever change the future.

    If you end up in a jungle in the amazons with a bunch of natives that did not evolve at the same speed as you, you would tell them you are a god when you play a tune on your ipod.

    If Jesus is really a man from the future what was he trying to change???????
     
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  7. Rommie Registered Member

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    Maybe He wasn't a time traveller...

    You know, when I think about the fact that Mary saw a bright light and an angel appeared and told her that she will have a son and all that stuff, I cannot wonder: was that an alien abduction? I think that there is a similitude between numerous stories about abductions and that scene. Maybe the aliens artificially impregnated Mary with a genetic modified embryo. The Son of God, the one who will lead the humanity on the right path.
    I mean, who knows? It can be a possibility...

    Oh, and about the time travelling part, I heard that a tomb which contained a 2000 years old mummy with modern titanium bar mounted in its arm was found. In the same tomb was also found a plastic bag with some sort of plans of a video camera and a papyrus which contained the writings “I am Jesus”. My mother told me that it was a documentary on Discovery about that, but I couldn’t find anything, so, can somebody help me, please?

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