Which Sex God/Goddess are you?

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  1. pooyak Premium Member Registered Senior Member

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    Which god/goddess are you?

    Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

    VULCAN, God of Fire.

    In a world full of philanderers, you are a cherished god. Though you might not be incredibly suave, your irresistible good nature makes you every woman's sweetheart. While all the other guys are stuck in their adolescent ways, you've got a maturity that all women ultimately desire. You present the perfect package to the ladies, with your combination of ingenuity and charm. They call it "marriage material." But let's not forget your erotic side. Between the sheets, you are unmatched. Your passion is like a volcano waiting to erupt. In your hands, a woman is simply a pleasure machine and you are the mechanic. Be careful not to make her overheat when you begin to work your magic! One night with you, and they'll know why you're called a true sex god.
     
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  3. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    Apollo

    Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Apollo, the God of Poetry and Light. As every god's ideal, you're also every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.

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  5. Joeman Eviiiiiiiil Clown Registered Senior Member

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    VULCAN, God of Fire.

    In a world full of philanderers, you are a cherished god. Though you might not be incredibly suave, your irresistible good nature makes you every woman's sweetheart. While all the other guys are stuck in their adolescent ways, you've got a maturity that all women ultimately desire. You present the perfect package to the ladies, with your combination of ingenuity and charm. They call it "marriage material." But let's not forget your erotic side. Between the sheets, you are unmatched. Your passion is like a volcano waiting to erupt. In your hands, a woman is simply a pleasure machine and you are the mechanic. Be careful not to make her overheat when you begin to work your magic! One night with you, and they'll know why you're called a true sex god.
     
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  7. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    HAHAHAHHAHA

    Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your deeply sensual nature and sexual confidence drive men crazy with desire. Persephone, goddess of the night, is your inner deity and she guides your every move. To learn more about your divine bedroom talents, sign up with Emode.


    i love this question!!!LOL
    10. Which of the following scenarios appeals to you the most?
    A prince riding up on his white horse
    You riding with the prince on a white horse
    You riding the prince


    woohoo.. go me!
     
  8. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Interesting...

    Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.
     
  9. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    So this time I answered all the opposites, the things that annoy me, the things I would expect from an idiot. And guess what. No friggin difference!

     
  10. Firefly Registered Senior Member

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    ROTFL, not sure how accurate it is, I was being fairly truthful ...

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  11. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your natural sensuality, and a strong moral resolve drive men crazy with desire. Diana, the goddess of chastity and virginity, is your inner deity, and she guides your every move.
     
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    Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Eros, the God of Love. Master of romance, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.

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    lol, what is this??
     
  13. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Since everyone gets the same response, with just the name different, it's clearly just advertsiing for membership.
     
  14. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Eros, the God of Love. Master of romance, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.

    Your inner superpower is Animal Communication! The kinship you feel for animals may go much deeper than you imagine.

    Overall, your emotional age is quite adult. You are a clear thinker who recognizes your emotions and knows how to express them. You follow your instincts, without ever letting yourself get carried away.

    You're quite an introvert! A quiet day by yourself beats any day stuck in the crowd. In a given social setting, you probably prefer to remain in the background. But there's so much more to learn about your identity. Wanna hear about your other four personality traits? Sign up with Emode

    Well, now you know!
     
  15. Dark Master DaRk LoThArIo Registered Senior Member

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    Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

    ZEUS, God of Thunder.

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    Like a ten-megaton bomb, you drop from the sky and into the arms of your lovers. Seduction is not just a simple game for you, it's a way of life. With your handsome looks and masculine charms, you wow the ladies until all resistance has worn away. As ruler of the gods, you like to remain in control of your relationships. From casual discussions to techniques in the bedroom, you like to call the shots. You may have many admirers, but you might tend to fall a little short on some virtues -- such as fidelity. Your mind wanders at the slightest provocation. You have been known to have several women on your mind (and in your bed) at once. But, hey, with such powerful feelings thundering inside, you need to spread your love around, right? What's certain is that once you get busy, your godly nature starts working overtime. As you perform your magic, that special someone will know exactly why they call you a true sex god.

    Sounds like a DJ to me.

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  16. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    there are also positions to be filled at nightfall.com

    hm.. i think that said a little more than i was going for.. oh well..
     
  17. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    WOOHOO!!!!!!!

    *Adam signs up immediately!*

    You're a tease.

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  18. *stRgrL* Kicks ass Valued Senior Member

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    Hestia!!!!

    Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your feminine charms and deep sensuality drive men crazy with desire. Hestia, the goddess of family and peace, is your inner deity and she guides your every move. To learn more about your divine bedroom talents, sign up with Emode.


    Woohoo!!!!
     
  19. ratbat Hippie of Darkness Registered Senior Member

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    ZEUS, GOD OF THUNDER!!!

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  20. Bowser Namaste Valued Senior Member

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    <i>"Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Eros, the God of Love. Master of romance, you're every woman's dream lover. "</i>

    There goes my modesty
     
  21. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    this quizz is a complete bs.....all of us get told the same

    I was Eros
     
  22. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    What if I don't have the *ahem* background knowledge to complete this quiz? :bugeye:

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  23. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    imagine yourself in the situation

    for some questions I did the same

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