Is Masturbation Genocide?

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Is Masturbation Genocide?

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  2. No

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  3. Whatever, man!!

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  1. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    I beg to differ....

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  3. superstring01 Moderator

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    Masterbation... a necessary evil.

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  5. Reiku Banned Banned

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    I second that.
     
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  7. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    Probably not. There aren't a finite number of sperm to wipe out---- the testes continue to make new soldiers indefinitely.

    YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
     
  8. SoLiDUS OMGWTFBBQ Registered Senior Member

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    Whatever, man!

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  9. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    I can hear the screams of millions of sperm, put me back in, put me back in!

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  10. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    Yes. his name was Onan. He was supposed to (under tribal law) impregnate his brother's widow. The resulting child would then be considered to be his brother's son and the rightful heir to his property. Onan didn't like the idea and engaged in coitus interruptus (he pulled out) and spilled his seed on the ground.
    And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the Lord; and the Lord slew him.
    And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
    And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
    And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.
    -- Genesis 38: 7-10 (KJV)​

    This story is seen as condemning masturbation and some people even call masturbation Onanism. But I always read it as him not fulfilling his obligation.
     
  11. Devildriver_rocks Registered Member

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    abortion is not wrong and masturbation is not wrong i'm pro choice and pro masturbation go at it all you want for all i care
     
  12. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    that's not what the thread is about
     
  13. pjdude1219 The biscuit has risen Valued Senior Member

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    masterbation a great way to pass time
     
  14. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    It's not genocide, because you aren't going around jerking everyone off..Then it would be genocide.
     
  15. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    If male masturbation is genocide then so is the real thing. Only one sperm makes it and even that's not guaranteed. How about the millions that don't get there? If God didn't want us to kill sperm then He shouldn't have had men produce more than one at a time.
     
  16. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Am I the only one who has that Monty Python song running through their head: "Every sperm is sacred...every sperm is sacred!"

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  17. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    every sperm is sacred
    every sperm is great
    if a sperm gets wasted
    God gets quite irate

    that's from memory. I loved that movie
     
  18. Klingy Registered Member

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    Millions of sperm are generated and killed off every minute of the day.
    Thousands of people day a day.
    Is life genocide?
    In my honest opinion masturbation is not genocide... Its like saying shaving your hair is genocide. Yes indeed Abortion is murder.
    But that is after the sperm and the egg have made a fetus which has a BRAIN!
    Sperm don't live.
    They are a collection of cells up until they reach an egg.


    -Klingy "He's back"
     
  19. Klingy Registered Member

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    what happens if we run out of vespene gas?
     
  20. kaneda Actual Cynic Registered Senior Member

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    If all goes well in reproduction, one sperm is used and the other millions die. In masturbation, just one more sperm dies.
     
  21. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    So what 'race' are you killing ? Sperm cells have only half a genome, they are not viable creatures.
     
  22. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    *masturbates*
     
  23. draqon Banned Banned

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    oh noes*...ur killing mutant life-lacking creatures when you masturbate...with that half genome they are mutants that never got a chance to live.
     

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