INSPIRATION: 21 Reasons Why You Are Blessed! New Topic Add Poll Reply to Topic

Discussion in 'Religion Archives' started by Futurist, Sep 30, 2002.

  1. Futurist Banned Banned

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    1. If you own a Bible, you are abundantly blessed - about 1/3 of the world
    does not have access to one.

    2. If you wake up each morning with more health than illness, you are
    blessed to rise and shine, to live and to serve in a new day.

    3. If you have anyone on the planet, just one person that loves you and
    listens to you; count this a blessing.

    4. If you can freely attend a church meeting without fear, then you are more
    blessed than over 1/3 of the world.

    5. If you have a yearning in your heart to parent a child, you are blessed
    because you still desire what you cannot see.

    6. If you pray today or any day, you are blessed because you believe in
    God's willingness to hear your prayer.

    7. If you pray for someone else, you are blessed because you want to help
    others also.

    8. If you have food in your refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof over
    your head, and a place to sleep; all at the same time; you are rich in this
    world.

    9. If you have a brother or sister in Christ that will pray with you and for
    you, you benefit from a spiritual unity, bond, and agreement, which the
    gates of hell cannot stand against.

    10. If you have any earthly family that even halfway loves you and support
    you, you are blessed beyond measure.

    11. If you attend a church with a church family that offers you one word of
    encouragement, you are blessed with some form of fellowship.

    12. If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, or some spare change in a
    dish someplace you are among the world's wealthy.

    13. If you can go to bed each night, knowing that God loves you, you are
    blessed beyond measure.

    14. If you try each day to imitate our Lord Jesus Christ for even a minute,
    you are blessed because you show a willingness to grow up in Him.

    15. If you can read this message, you are more blessed than about 2/3 of the
    world.

    16. If you have never had to endure the hardship and agony of battle,
    imprisonment, or torture, you are blessed in indescribable measure.

    17. If you have a voice to sing His praises, a voice to witness God's love,
    and a voice to share the gospel, you are blessed. About 1/3 of the world
    does not even know who the one true God is.

    18. If you can hold someone's hand, hug another person, touch someone on the
    shoulder, you are blessed because you can offer God's healing touch.

    19. If you can share a word of encouragement with someone else, and do it
    with His love in your heart, you are blessed because you have learned how to
    give.

    20. If you have the conviction to stand fast upon His Word and His promises,
    no matter what, you are blessed because you are learning patience,
    endurance, and tenacity.

    21. If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly
    thankful, you are blessed because most people can, but won't.

    Pass this inspiration on...

    - Author Unknown


     
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  3. m0rl0ck Consume! Conform! Obey! Registered Senior Member

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    22. I have a full pot of coffee and three cinnamon sweet rolls.

    23. The carpal tunnell has been mostly quiet lately.

    24. My girlfriend is coming over tonight and we'll have hot wild sex and pizza!
     
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  5. Futurist Banned Banned

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    fire in hell is your share.

    repent or perish!
     
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  7. Tyler Registered Senior Member

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    25. Water freezes to become ice.....thus allowing hockey.

    26. Cows turn into steak.

    27. Barley turns into beer.

    28. Water freezes to become ice.

    29. Women. Definetly a blessing.
     
  8. m0rl0ck Consume! Conform! Obey! Registered Senior Member

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    Look dude, if you dont like pizza, just say you dont like pizza. Theres no cause to be a prick about it.
     
  9. Futurist Banned Banned

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    sigh...........
     
  10. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    30. Futurist to make fun of.
     
  11. Neutrino_Albatross Legion of Dynamic Discord Registered Senior Member

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    30. I have a bag of cheetos.

    31. I get to sleep in tomorrow.

    32. Fnord

    33. I had a hotdog with cheese for lunch.

    34. Eris rules all! Hail Discordia!
     
  12. ratbat Hippie of Darkness Registered Senior Member

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    MMMM... hot, wild, pizza sex.
     
  13. Walker Hard Work! Registered Senior Member

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    31. My girlfriend is coming home from school this weekend, which will result in the aforementioned sins.

    32. Live nowhere near Futurist

    33. There is no hell.

    34. I have my whole life ahead of me, except the shit I put behind me.

    35. Thor is the prettiest girl alive.
     
  14. Raithere plagued by infinities Valued Senior Member

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    Originally posted by stu43t
    25. Water freezes to become ice.....thus allowing hockey.


    Don't forget about the fact that ice is less dense than water, allowing it to float. Otherwise, it would be very difficult to play hockey because the ice would be on the bottom.

    My boy's wicked smart.

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    I also am blessed because I imitate "our Lord Jesus":

    I curse every fig tree that doesn't bear me fruit out of season.

    ... and if that doesn't work I use a hatchet.

    ~Raithere
     
  15. m0rl0ck Consume! Conform! Obey! Registered Senior Member

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    MMMM... hot, wild, pizza sex.


    Yes. Just be careful of the molten cheese and hot peppers.
     
  16. Katazia Black Mamba Registered Senior Member

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    36. Thank God for atheism. We are truly blessed.
     
  17. Walker Hard Work! Registered Senior Member

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    37. Thank god for Katazia. That was fuckin funny.
     
  18. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    Katazia that would make a great bumper sticker

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  19. Deena Homicide Registered Senior Member

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    Hey! I didn't get any pizza.
     
  20. GB-GIL Trans-global Senator Evilcheese, D-Iraq Registered Senior Member

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    38. The little men under the Earth...

    39. Chick tracts because they're so fun to laugh at!

    40. My penis

    41. Hot guys

    42. Hot girls

    43. Hot animals (j/k)

    44. Sciforums

    45. My brain

    46. Computers

    47. Bill Gates will die sooner than will I
     
  21. Walker Hard Work! Registered Senior Member

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    48. Unconditional love and forgiveness (which is why Deena won't stay mad about the pizza thing...*crosses fingers*)
     

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