1/2 of Women Want to Change Men's Looks

Maybe you could be the first one.......LOL

 

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NO ONE is coming at this organ with a knife.

 

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hehe I don't think any man would do that. They like to brag about how hung they are.

 

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The ones who brag alot are the ones who need the enlargment

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I wonder if one does get an enlargement if they lose sensations.
If they do what the hell is the point?

 

This is true...completely bald is much better than half bald.

But trendy...you like trendgeeks?

Real men are immune to fashion my dear.

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Fashion is...whatever becomes unfashionable.

 

you're a real gas gustav!
fell in. man, what a riot!

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wanna borrow my 2X4?

 

Sounds like a tautology or a Freudian slip sweetheart.
Oh!..You mean "than a comb-over"

As for the penis enhancement, mine actually required very little surgery, just a 2mm. slit with a penknife ( I sterylised it with rum) and the insertion of 23 pearls along the shaft.. it's so pretty, fat, black and built for comfort.

 

seriously, women fall for that?? They actually find you talking like that attractive.

 

I don't find it attractive at all.

 

I like a hot, slender/muscular hunk in a pinstripe suit. Works every time.

 

Trendgeeks? Just because a man dresses with the times doens't make him a geek.

 

My Ex wanted to change the way I looked, she wanted me DEAD!!

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Ah, I can relate. I've had those moments with men I've known.

 

Orleander, sorry, didn't mean to offend your sensibilities.
The lewd talk seems to work a treat in the Islands however.
They love the talk, they love the look and they really, really love the pork.

 

wow, those are some pretty low standards then

 

Not at all, just a completely different frame of reference and perspective.

 

I don't get this wanted you dead? :shrug:

 

ahh
spud, my brother in arms
we may not converse but i empathize

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