What is the Most Stupid Thing You Ever Done?

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Go to the chippy = Go to the fish and chip shop

 

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wow, I've never pissed my Mom off that bad.

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Youch!
I got stabbed through the hand.
On a school camp, a mate says " I'm gonna stab your hat"
He makes to stab the hat and I reach to grab my hat...pretty dumb, yeah?

 

Heh - I thought your dad shot over your heads with a shotgun?

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(Which...that's messed up. Man.) There was kind of an altercation, or that's what they called it later. The worst part was feeling the blade scrape the rib. I can still feel it.

The golf club, on the other hand, was my best friend. He was taking a swing at a crab apple for practice and I'm watching him thinking: something's wrong here. Is it the placement of his feet? No. The ball centred between them? Yup. Hands right? Yup. Left arm loose? Yup. What could the problem be? I only realized as the club was coming up towards my head that I'd chosen to stand about three feet to his left. Oh yeah -that's it, my brain said as I saw the club come up to miss my temple by an inch and whack me just above and behind my eye. I spun around a bit - didn't fall, which I'm proud of - and as we were laughing I took my hand away - red like I'd painted it in blood. Hospital, four stitches - we was riding his bike home and we passed him on the way. Messed up scene. Nurse was going to let me fall on the floor instead of catching me; I was about 2 feet taller than her, so, fair shake.

 

Finishing highschool online.

 

LOL, good point.
So then your rib probably has a scar, right?

 

I think its dumber having a friend who stabs your hat while its on your head. :bugeye: Who does that??

 

When rebuilding a 428 CI engine once I forgot to install the oil drive

shaft!!

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This is a picture of it.
http://www.fordracingparts.com/parts/part_details.asp?PartKeyField=448

 

Hahaha! Sorry to shatter that illusion Orleander, it wasn't on my head.

Actually, I've just remembered the stupidest thing I've done. Crashed a motorbike by not letting go of the throttle as I was unintentionally doing a wheelstand going up a mountain road in Malaysia. Much blood and humility.

 

Marrying my EX has got to rank near the top.

 

Holy crap...you like your adrenaline don't you? *pot kettle black

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Stupid things I did...let's see...I once went to a metal concert and left my mobile phone in my pocket. Got knocked down in the moshpit, it fell out and I never found it.

I was once walking in the forest with my friend and there's this bit where the edge of the forest goes down to the sea...and there was one of those metal frames on buoys, you know those things for hanging nets off? And I decided to crawl all the way out to the end of it. A completely retarded thing to do, because it's not easy to balance on a thin metal pole, the tide was up, and I was wearing heavy walking boots that don't come off easily, so I would have drowned if I'd accidentally let go and fallen in. Luckily all that happened was that I soaked myself.

I was at my youth arts club late at night and there was no light in the toilets, so I set fire to a toilet roll to make some light. Didn't do any damage though, just left lots of ash in the sink.

Took a bend too fast in the car and blew out 2 tyres on the jagged edge of a pothole.

 

No, not leaving him sooner after the kids were born maybe, but it wasn't dumb to marry him.
At least that's what I tell myself.

 

The bone? ...I guess it would have to. The mark itself is kind of hard to see. Yick. I think I'm getting queasier as I age.

 

Well if the bone has a scar, it will make it easier to identify your body if you do anything stupid again.

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Bones can't scar only skin can . Bones get scratched, knicked and other

things but not scared.

 

So when I said scar, you were all confused and didn't know what it meant? :bugeye:

How about if I say, bones don't get scared. They don't even get frightened. Or how about if I know what you meant and leave it at that instead.

 

I know what you ment by using the word "scar" but only wanted to let you

know another word that could be used properly instead. Sometimes people

do know what the word "knicked" or "scratched" means as well.

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I dyed my hair red, it turned out so bright. I looked so stupid. It was a real mess trying to get rid of it afterwards.

 

Overdosed on coffee to the point that I went completely white and started to hyperventilate. Not on purpose though.

I'll probably think of a lot more...