Atheist Jesus loves you too !

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Enmos, Dec 17, 2007.

  1. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    The theists are right, atheism IS a religion.

    I have found my Saviour: Atheist Jesus.

    Atheist Jesus wants you to do whatever you want, provided that it won't harm other people.
    Atheist Jesus also wants you to adhere the scientific method.
    Atheist Jesus commands that you won't hurt or kill any living creature purely for the pleasure of hurting or killing it.

    These are the three commandments.

    Who joins me in my worship ?

    Edit: Atheist Jesus says there is no afterlife. I was just informed..
     
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  3. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    I will join you my brother!


    P.s. Can we have pizza mondays?
     
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  5. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Anything you like, just honor the three commandments

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  7. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    You joke, but I don't think belief in God was Jesus' central message at all.
     
  8. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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  9. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    It isn't Atheists Jesus's message either. He only wants you to honor the three commandments. My worship of Atheist Jesus is purely personal.
     
  10. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Any chance we might convert you ?
     
  11. GingerSnap Registered Senior Member

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    What happened to you Enmos?
     
  12. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I saw the light.
    Will you join our wonderful movement ?
     
  13. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I will let you know if Atheist Jesus is ever spongeworthy.
     
  14. GingerSnap Registered Senior Member

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    I take it this is a joke?
     
  15. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I am certain of it

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  16. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Certainly not..
    What is atheism without a deity ?
     
  17. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    ....theism?
     
  18. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Cool...I'm there...can we smoke dope in church?
     
  19. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    No, they have their own deity.
    Christianity, for example, has regular Jesus.
    I wonder if regular Jesus and Atheist Jesus are related.. :scratchin:
     
  20. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    We don't have a church. Really no need for it.. unless to want to start one

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    Atheist Church.. hmmm :scratchin:

    lol
     
  21. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    That would make a great pay-per-view grudge match....Regular Jesus vs. Atheist Jesus in a "no holds barred" cage match.

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  22. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    I say we hold our services at the sports bar.
     
  23. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I'm afraid regular Jesus would just 'turn the other cheek'.. lmao :spank:

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