Beijing's penis emporium

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  1. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    The dish in front of me is grey and shiny.

    "Russian dog," says my waitress Nancy.

    "Big dog," I reply.

    "Yes," she says. "Big dog's penis..."

    We are in a cosy restaurant in a dark street in Beijing but my appetite seems to have gone for a stroll outside.

    Nancy has brought out a whole selection of delicacies.

    They are draped awkwardly across a huge platter, with a crocodile carved out of a carrot as the centrepiece.

    Nestling beside the dog's penis are its clammy testicles, and beside that a giant salami-shaped object.

    "Donkey," says Nancy. "Good for the skin..."

    She guides me round the penis platter.

    "Snake. Very potent. They have two penises each."

    I did not know that.

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  3. Donnal Registered Member

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    nah i'll have me coffee instead and a couple of paracetamols will do the trick
     
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  5. draqon Banned Banned

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    well my guess is women are majority of the customers' of this delicatessen...

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    First,

    she walks it

    than...

    she eats it
     
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  7. John99 Banned Banned

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    I would eat my own hand first.

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  8. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    people eat anything. ughh...
     
  9. draqon Banned Banned

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    but in Asia they eat more of everything than anywhere else. Christian beliefs stop the western moral society from eating dogs and cockroaches for example.
     
  10. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    How and for what purpose ?
     
  11. draqon Banned Banned

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    well the Bible mentions some animals that are not to be eaten...at least in Orthodox Christianity it is mentioned. What purpose? well...morals of the ancients.

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    Trichinosis for example was prevalent in Israel so the Judaism religion had made it clear in Torah that pigs (carriers of Trichinosis) are not to be eaten.
     
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  13. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    well, penis is a muscle. just have to get over the idea... that it's..uh.. penis..lol
     
  14. draqon Banned Banned

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    well, vagina is a muscle. just have to get over the idea...that it's..uh..vagina..lol
     
  15. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    ^i see i've tweaked a nerve. i undastand. penis fright.
     
  16. draqon Banned Banned

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    ^i see i've tweaked her nerve. i understand. vaginal instincts
     
  17. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    u make no sense, again. weird
     
  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    I am teasing you and you are trying to defend yourself.
     
  19. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    ^really? i didn't know that, it's so not obvious. though still pointless
     
  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    than why are you carrying on this conversation? :bugeye:
     
  21. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    why were you copying what i said? is there something wrong with you?

    this is a topic about penis, not vagina. and the customers were mostly men and you are teasing me?

    lmao. astounding logic.
     
  22. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I've eaten rocky mt. oysters, but its justthe outside muscle. It has no insides. Do they filet the penis or doe sit comes with all the veins and tubes and....whatever makes up the insides of a penis.
    and it would have to be deep fried.
     
  23. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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