What is the Most Stupid Thing You Ever Done?

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  1. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I'm not gonna break a kids heart by giving a woman's perspective on that.
     
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  3. sniffy Banned Banned

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    She's messing with his head!
     
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  5. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Hehehe

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    Hey, a fellow dirty-minded person!!

    It's ok, I'm not addicted. I usually only have some coffee occasionally. Hey, I might as well tell you how I used to guzzle it all the time, since that comes under 'stupid things you did.' I used to have this ASD-like tendency to get addicted to one type of food or drink and refuse to have anything else, and I went through this phase of refusing to drink anything except coffee. Unsurprisingly, I severely fucked up my adrenal glands.

    I seem to post in here a lot...

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  7. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe you should.
     
  8. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    True.. could be..
     
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  10. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Admitting to the gorgeous, tall, heavy, rugged, fair haired, nice, funny, sexy guy I was hanging out with that I was with someone else. I don't know why, because my then boyfriend had been ignoring me for a week. I guess for some reason I felt loyal to him.

    Please hit me.
     
  11. [a-5] Sex machine, coin operated. Registered Senior Member

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    /slap
     
  12. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Thank you. That made me feel better.
     
  13. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    i once cancled (sp) an operation that i really needed to go and see The Rasmus. does that cound has stupid?

    i told my sons headteacher at his school that if he didnt get his thumb out of his arse i would put his head through a window, but the window would be shut.

    i broke my arm while i was drun one night, because me and my friend decided to jump into a shopping trolley we saw and she pushed us of, and we fell out.
     
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    :bravo:
     
  15. figment Registered Member

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    Driving drunk is the most stupid, irresponsible thing I have ever done.

    For the funny stupid things:
    On vacation in Spain I was getting pretty drunk and I jumped on a parked car. Of course there was condense all over it, making it very slippery, so I instantly smashed on the sidewalk. My shoulder was dislocated but I managed to get it in myself. I did not went to see a doctor. 2 days later I tried to do some nightswimming in a really rough sea. My arm hurt like hell but I persisted. Suddenly a wave dislocated my shoulder again and I almost drowned (I almost fainted + swimming is not that easy with a dislocated shoulder, and I was pretty far away from the beach).
     
  16. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    Not the dumbest thing ever (too hard to choose), but a funny story.

    Back in high school my room was in the basement. I had a bathroom down there too with a shower in it. So every morning I would get undressed and walk naked across the basement to the bathroom for my shave/shower/toothbrushing. This was no big deal as no one else was ever down there.

    So one Saturday morning (actually, afternoon) I had slept in and was strolling across the basement stark naked (not even a towel, they were in the bathroom) when I heard a bunch of girls giggling. I blinked a couple times to get the sleep out of my eyes and looked up to find that I was in the middle of one of my sister's parties!

    She was 2 years behind me in school and about 10 of them were having some sort of party in the basement when I unwittingly provided the entertainment.

    Anyway, I said, "Ummm, Hi there!" and continued on my way to the shower.
     
  17. Donnal Registered Member

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    stupidest thing i ever did was go to america got too many memories now
     
  18. mrow Unless Registered Senior Member

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    I'd say it's down to two things for me:

    1) Wanting to know what it was like to be Hellen Keller when I was about 10 and walking around outside with my eyes closed (without my arms out in front of me). Walked straight into a tree, busted my chin open, and knocked myself unconscious.

    2) Touching a hot plate to see if it was working.

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  19. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    LMAO!!! wow, not the brightest bulb in the box were ya. Were ya running when you hit that tree?
     
  20. Frud11 Banned Banned

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    Going through a red at ~75k (about 50mph) on a Kwaka 250 in the rain at night.
    Just as a car starts to come through from the left, which had changed to green, of course. Luckily for me, the driver hauled on the anchors. It was like squeezing past a big thing that was pouncing at me (the car did a bit of a bunny-hop). Missed by that much.

    Another, somewhat less life-threatening act on a m'bike I did once was drive home at about 3-4am, past the cop shop, through the middle of town, pissed out of my tree (about 7-8 "quart" bottles of beer). I was lying down on the tank, with my head dangling (sort of lolling, I guess), over the bars. I can remember seeing at least three white centre-lines (you know, the real one and the "other" two). Don't ask me, I made it home though.

    P.S. I no longer drink alcohol.
     
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  21. mrow Unless Registered Senior Member

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    Haha...well it wasn't quite running but definitely much faster than I should've been walking....not cautious at all.Not my proudest moment. My parents were so worried when they came to get me from school and saw me, but when I told them how it happened you could see how hard they were trying not to laugh (really can't blame them).

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  22. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    I once absentmindedly heated a kitchen knife in the gas cooker, wondered what it would be like to touch it, and cauterized a white line on my finger, which subsequently blistered. I got blood all over my guitar strings while soloing.

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  23. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    Reminds me of the time I was playing with a staple gun when I was a kid. I was wondering what it would feel like to staple your finger. I was holding the gun against my thumb. Pulling the trigger further and further when.........snap. Staple in the thumb. Damn it hurt.
     

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