What's your theory on SAM?

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  1. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    I agree

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  3. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    i do not have a theory on sam
     
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  5. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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  7. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    oh wait, does that mean i have no personality?
     
  8. DeepThought Banned Banned

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    Where does this hate against Muslims come from?
     
  9. John99 Banned Banned

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    What are you talking aBOUT?^
     
  10. draqon Banned Banned

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    SAM is this Indian bollywood hottie who decided to invest her time into this forum so that young men finally find love in their hearts for her blessing actions
     
  11. francois Schwat? Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah, we don't have to guess whether Invert is an ass man or a breast man.
     
  12. 15ofthe19 35 year old virgin Registered Senior Member

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    I have no idea what you're referring to. SAM is not a muslim. Who is hating on Muslims in this thread?
     
  13. Kadark Banned Banned

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    To me, what is more readily apparent than Sam's obsession with the U.S. is the obsession other people have with her. Hence, this thread started to discuss her exclusively.
     
  14. Jocariah Registered Senior Member

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    Doooh ..... I think your brain is missing the input of the remaining 4 ......

    Sam is : indian
    Sam is : much older than you think ....and since indian girls/women tend to marry young .... then it is too late ........
    Sam is : muslim
    Sam is : bipolar
    Sam is : ...ohh ... I would write something about her looks .... but out of respect for a fellow human beeing .... I will abstain .......


    Some people could interpret this, as Sam beeing an old indian, muslim, bipolar spinster , bitter about the world around her .... seeking issues to bitch about (for instance Palestine, Israel or the politics of USA ) ...... like angry young men used to in older litterature .......

    But anyone who read her posts KNOW , that is NOT the case .... she is always positive, forgiving, intelligent , able to see a point of view from your side , persistent , cynical, intriguing, fanatic , onesided , angry, dissappointed , bitching .. ooops .....sorry
     
  15. sowhatifit'sdark Valued Senior Member

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    You're not restricted from having a theory about yourself.
     
  16. Gustav Banned Banned

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    i have a theory
    a theory about strong willed, independent women and the pencil dicks that criticize and harangue their hot and sexy asses

    oh
    fuck the theory
    i shall channel shakespeare
    macbeth to be exact
    starring sam, gendy and xev
    smart and strong bitches
    the whole bunch of them



    A Dark Cave. In The Middle, A Caldron Boiling. Thunder. Enter The Three Witches.




    Sam: Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.
    Gendy: Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.
    Xev: Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time!

    Sam: Round about the cauldron go.
    In the poisoned entrails throw.
    Toad, that under cold stone
    Days and nights has thiry-one
    Sweltered venom sleeping got
    Boil thou first i' the charmèd pot.


    Sam, Gendy,Xev: Double, double toil and trouble,
    Fire burn and caldron bubble.


    Gendy: Fillet of a fenny snake,
    In the caldron boil and bake.
    Eye of net and toe of frog,
    Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
    Adder's fork and blindworm's sting,
    Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
    For a charm of powerful trouble,
    Fire burn and caldron bubble.


    Sam, Gendy, Xev: Double, double toil and trouble,
    Fire burn and caldron bubble.


    Xev: Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
    Witches' mummy, maw and gulf
    of the ravined salt-sea shark,
    Root of hemlock digged i' the dark,
    Liver of blaspheming Jew,
    Gall of goat and slips of yew
    Slivered in the moon's eclipse,
    Nose of Turk and Tatar's lips,
    Finger of birth-strangled babe
    Ditch-delivered by a drab,
    Make the gruel thick and slab.
    Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
    For the ingredients of our caldron.


    Sam, Gendy, Xev: Double, double toil and trouble,
    Fire burn and caldron bubble.


    Gendy: Cool it with a baboon's blood,
    Then the charm is firm and good.


    and there you have it.......garcon! light the goddamn pyre!
     
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  17. Gustav Banned Banned

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    soup, anyone?
     
  18. Ripley Valued Senior Member

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    I doubt you'll ever have Xev join into a song-song with Gendanken and S.A.M.
     
  19. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    MACBETH- (Now I'm surely going to die. CRAP).
     
  20. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    No, it jusrt means your thoughts are still in Buenos Aires
     
  21. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    My own theory is I have too much time on my hands and get easily bored.

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  22. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    No, but I would enjoy some tea and a few biscuits for Duncan.
     
  23. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    /bows

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    Last edited: Apr 8, 2008

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