Please guys quit the arguements. I didn't intend for this thread to be a thread were we just discuss without getting drunk. I am still waiting as a matter of fact, for someone to reply "sure, we'll get drunk." Shit for s-hit sakes, I am taking medication myself, how many other people are taking meds? Probably a lot of people on this crazy forum. Irregardless... I haven't seen one thing posted to this thread yet which would call what I would have as a "response" to my opening post. So quit the yikkitiey yack before I go bonkers on you all and report this thread be locked or deleted.
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Much better! Should I go buy one before the store closes.... comeon, I got to end this night somehow.
I bet you go through a lot of Kleenex, Toucan Sam. Haha, Toucan Sam, get it? Fuck that's funny. Your name is Sam, and Sam just happens to be part of the name Toucan Sam. You know ... the toucan with the astronomically large beak. I'll just follow my nooosseeee ...
You've never had a Long Island Ice tea, have you? You're really bored huh? :cheers: Make it an Old Monk and I'll hop skip and be there in two hoots with the coke. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
:shrug: 'fraid not. I usually try to vent my frustrations with either anger for one, or alochol for two. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Not really. /pokes sam's giant nose with a stick (just to be on the safe side) Is it ... is it real? You Indians sure do have a lot of freaky-weird births, though. I bet your sister has a tail.
Here's the recipe for Long Island Ice Tea. 1 part vodka 1 part tequila 1 part rum 1 part gin 1 part triple sec 1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix 1 splash Coca-Cola® /readjusts flopped over nose. Hmmph! My tail is better than yourz! /cross eyed
I think SAM is kinda hot. Kadark, you're still digging that hole bud. I know it's different for you guys, but I just want to reiterate that you seriously need to get laid, soon. You're posts are an epic display of sexual frustration.
Neither is Sam's nose! Hahahahahahaha! I didn't even read the rest of what you wrote. Here I was thinking you were some kind of man, only to find out that you're a filthy, self-hating bastard who has a fetish for steak noses.
Pardonnez moi. I have an excellent nose, it goes extremely well with my Most Awesome Haughtiness. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Kindly desist or be en garde. We can fight with noses, if you like. :roflmao:
I have a bottle of Bacardi Añejo and a bottle of Ricardo Bahamanian Coconut Rum. Both are aged and both are amazing. I also have a bottle of very fine Jamison Irish Whiskey. ~String
I'll take the Anejo though its too light flavored for me. I prefer dark full bodied rums. No flavored rums, yuck.
Oh yeah, you have an excellent nose? Since when were elephant noses considered the new look? That's unfair, why do you get to use your indescribably larger nose? If we want this fight to be fair, I have to use an extremely large projection from my body as well. So it's settled: your steak nose vs my tree-trunk dick. Now it's on.
We've got an out of control mint growing on the patio so the other day I decided to make a mint julep while I watched the Derby. I used Jack as I was out of Kentucky Bourbon but discovered that after letting the drink sit about ten minutes to sweat in the MJ cups, it wasn't half bad. So we've been drinking them on the weekends here and there. I went and bought some Beam so I could complete the authenticity of the lame ass state to the North, but otherwise, it's ok. There is something to using the authentic MJ cups, as they sweat profusely and help to mix the drink. Oh, and you don't smash the mint, you merely bruise it. A spoon works well. So after all that it doesn't seem quite so ghey that I own 12 MJ cups with my monogram on them. Family heirlooms and we use them during holidays.
What do you mean by "my nose is excellent"? "Excellent" as in ... it's great at sucking up lots of air? Great at suffocating those around you in a stuffy room? Excellent at tracking down criminals fresh from a crime scene? Okay, but I hope your ultrasensitive, satellite-sized nostrils don't pick up the overpowering scent of my manly tree-trunk dick.
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