Victory ! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Don't worry, as far as I'm concerned Spuds is best so far Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
:roflmao::roflmao: Spud, why'd you go and have to ruin the thread for everyone? I just coffed up a freakin testicle. My mascara is running.... you guys can attempt this thread further... I gotta go call my mom. :truce:
I have had enough of this damn forum. In the good old glory days of yore, when there were only 3 posters here, including myself, everybody was intelligent, funny and good looking. Now, the whole place is full of useless morons who don't know a second order differential equation from a shoelace. People call me nasty names and make fun of my ignorance all the time and the moderators (stupid shits, the lot of them) do nothing about it. My obvious brilliance and superiority go unrecognised, unlike on the other forum that I own and run, where everybody worships me (or else). This place has become boring since all the interesting racists and misogynists were banned. Ah, for the good old days, when we used to gather together to insult each other and to proclaim our hatred of the Jews, homosexuals and liberal democrats! Now, the Nazi moderators won't tolerate even a good Jew-bashing joke, or a friendly dig at the dirty sand monkeys. I prefer ********** to this place - there I get to express my hateful prejudices freely. I'm better than all of you - my mom says not to worry about people who insult you, because they are really the dumbasses. So, you can all go eat worms and move to Iraq, for all I care. From now on, I'm only going to post on Facebook, where I have 4 friends already - OMG! Fuck youse all. You'll miss me when I'm gone. I'll be back to check in an hour.
My dear Islamic brothers and sisters. Now that you have all come into the light, I must move on, albeit with a heavy heart to other atheist domains of darkness. Keep the faith!!! :bawl: Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Have you been banned at least twice? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Although it sounds like alien-English to me, this is best one so far Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! How many percent of it actually contains the truth??? *wink* Thanks for the enlightenment. Q, phlogistician, M*W and all other Islamic brothers and sisters will take care of this place. T_T
I've already used up my goodbye post, unlike most of the spineless cunts around here I actually intended to leave, rather than make a goodbye thread where there is no intention of leaving. There is no reason why a goodbye thread shouldn't result in a permanent ban for that user. Still i won't post a repeat of my goodbye thread, I feel like sticking around...for a while.
This was genius, especially since it leaves one with a small, nagging fear that the writer doesn't get it him/herself. Brilliant.
Do you know i have been 'permanently banned' already, for about six months? I was well aware my thread would result in my banning, for some reason I was allowed back during redemption month Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I'm outta here. I've had enough of these petty arguments over which useless shite is the smartest idiot. I've had enough of these Nazi fucking mods who think that being a goddamn moderator of an internet forum is something to be proud of. So while all you lifeless fuckwads sit around and engage in pseudo-intellectual masturbation, I will be out socializing and getting a life and burying my cack in every hot chick I see instead of coming here and whining about my insecurities. Happy fucking foruming losers Fuck!
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehn, good night I 'm glad to go, from this fucking site. So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehn, adieu Adieu, adieu, to Enmos, Skaught and you I'd like to stay, but it's too fucking boring So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehn, goodbye I'm glad to go, I cannot tell a lie I 'm off to meet Draqon up in the sky The time has come to leave this fucking dump So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye Goodbye, Fuck you, goodbye Shorty :wave:
That's not within my authority. I'm only a jury-member. I'm not even privy to who the mystery jury is..