OK, im Satan- i just came back

Discussion in 'Religion Archives' started by shedevilx, Aug 20, 2008.

  1. shedevilx Registered Senior Member

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    who is is up for adventure ??

    collecting the souls !
     
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  3. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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  5. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Another WANNA BE, tsk, tsk.:bugeye:
     
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  7. shedevilx Registered Senior Member

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    my plain is to build an empire which kills all religions

    i guarantee a lot of money !!!

    currently collecting the souls
     
  8. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I have no soul.. sorry.
     
  9. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    But its the religions that keep you alive! Strange you'd want to kill off only those who "believe" in you?
     
  10. shedevilx Registered Senior Member

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    umm, you are right ct, i got to rethink my strategy !!:bugeye:
     
  11. Pandaemoni Valued Senior Member

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    Were I Satan, I would convince the world that there was one or more all-powerful and all-loving gods, stronger than evil, and a heaven or similar state for those who are faithful to the obscure and often contradictory rules of those gods.

    I'd know I was getting all your souls in the end anyway, since I made these "gods" up and there is no Heaven, I start a lot of trouble amongst those who worship different gods or who worship the same god in different ways, and I get to see the look on your face when you die and I tell you the truth: Your efforts and sacrifices were wasted, the one chance you had in eternity to live it up and enjoy, and you denied yourself in the name of following a set of arbitrary rules in order to appease an imaginary creature. God doesn't love you, and any love you feel for him is utterly, laughably meaningless.

    Then I get to torture you for eternity. It's win-win-won.

    Maybe the great trick Satan ever pulled was not convincing the world he doesn't exist, maybe it was convincing the world that God does.
     

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