I think all world leaders should be forced to compete on X Factor; the winner wins a trillion dollars for his country and then that country has to host the next X Factor etc etc, a bit like the Eurovision song contest but with Balls. Just think...no more wars, power and money based on talent!
Random Thoughts of the day: A plastic surgery addict over in Asia started injecting her face with COOKING OIL after she ran out of silicone and completely deformed herself...does that sound strangely like fate to anyone besides me? She hated herself so much that in trying to be always beautiful, she completely deformed herself. That is seriously fucked up and sad. What in the world made this poor woman think that cooking oil was the same as silicone and what idiotic docter gave her syringes? Docters removed a total of NINE ounces of cooking oil from her face and neck!!! Just goes to show...beauty really is pain. Schmain. Rain!!! Rain, rain, go away, come again some other day! It has been raining nonstop for the last four days and it was so damn dark today that I thought the sun forgot to come up. Sheep heads seriously creep me out.
Sometimes I think I'm not a good dictator. Sometimes I think I'm just going through the motions, and I've lost all respect for totalitarianism, and that I'm a poser who's going to be found out. Then I look at all my gold, and I feel better.
I feel like chasing the scent of manliness. I didn't remember how strong this impulse is. I've been taking birth control regularly for the past 6 years, but had to take a break this month because My pills didn't arrive from Brazil in time. I feel dangerously fertile. I'm an animal. My pheromones must spreading like crazy.
Varda-I KNEW I was so horny for a reason.... TheCollage-I KNEW I was so horny for a reason... Jess-Mmmm. Tom Petty goodness. VI-Mmmm. Sweaty women are oh so hot. Steve100-You mean your little richard? Stranger-I KNEW I was so horny for a reason... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Varda has discovered a new way to frighten me. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! j/k BTW, more burying videos coming? I actually really did enjoy those.
