Funny Stuff I remember back in the day when I was forced to go to the Latter Day Saints church as a child. They forcibly “taught” my young mind about Joseph Smith and how he said he saw “two personages.” Joseph claims that they were brighter than the sun! There are two possible scientific theories to fit his claims accordingly. I was going to write a whole book on this, but this is a lot easier. Just a couple paragraphs long, so please take the time to read the truth! It goes like this: At one point Joseph Smith said he felt a darkness envelope him as though he was about to be destroyed. One possibility is that he was doing far too many mushrooms. The onset of “magic mushrooms” often makes the stomach go into pains. Of course, the other possibility is that since Joseph saw “personages” he may have meant to say “humanoids” which would be a more fitting description since that would comply with the theory that he was interacting with creatures who have technology so advanced it looks like magic. If it was space aliens they came right when those mushrooms peaked out on him. What a cheap azz move. lol Whether it be mushrooms or space aliens, step back and recall that if there is a heaven, please know that you just have to be a good person to the best of your knowledge to get there. (sorry, I know this is in the science section) That’s all there is to it, and if it really is space aliens in the LDS Church then you’re going to hell if you worship them. lol
Diode, Have you ever seen the South Park episode on Mormons. You will laugh you fricking ass off. It is so on the money in so many ways, they nailed it. My wife's parents are Mormon, she is not so it really hit home. Also, rent and watch "Orgasmo" by the creators of South Park, amazing.
It was, in my opinion, the best ever. That episode should go to the Smithsonian for posterity, an American classic.
