How do mermaids reproduce? Conclusion…

Do you not get the point, or are you just messign with me?

 

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With mythical creatures any things possible.

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Gifted said:

What, give oral sex?

People say they're friendly to humans, but probably not that friendly.

 

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Hey you'd be surprised. You should see the outtakes from flipper, they are pretty raunchy.

 

In my mental image of mermaids I always imagined the scales starting "ahem" just south of the genitalia. Perhaps the merman's is retractable to reduce drag. Otherwise I just though of them as waterbreathing mammals who would handle everything just like any other mammal. (the lack of real hip bones would aid the birthing process)

 

The answer is...

Mermaids are shape shifters. They turn into women to reproduce when they want.

http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/type4080.html

See also:
http://rubens.anu.edu.au/student.projects/mermaids/homepage.html

Apparently they are a subcatagory of Melusina which includes mermaids, water sprites, and forest nymphs. Forest nymphs have always been my favorite.

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http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/water.html

 

soooooooooooo their like sex vampires are they?

 

People who turn into seals are silkies, not mermaids. This is a different myth.

 

I once jizzed on a batch of mermaid eggs, but i can assure you it was purely by chance.
A merman battered me to near death with his tail, he went on and on about how I "ruined a perfectly hot batch with land sperm" or something.
Don't know what that guys problem was.
Most of the babies drowned, the ones that survived lived in terrible pain and were infertile, so no harm done

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all in the name of science right Dr Lou Natic

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Mermaid Reproduction

How do Mermaids Reproduce?

To my mind it's easy enough to answer this pressing, telling, question of Natural/Unnatural History. Consider the earliest sources, such as Hesiod, Aristophanes, et al. From their outline it is evident that all Meres (parthenogenic imperative for a postulated all--female gender not yet verified) are children or creations of the sea god Triton. Ignoring for a moment the undesirability of addending procreative impulses to virtually immortal godspawn (pun intended) it seems clear to me that the same morphological mutability (shape--shifting power) attributed to other "gods and goddesses" throughout the Greek Pantheons applies here. Should a Mer . . .whether masculine or feminine . . . desire progeny it could easily modify its shape and genetic material to match that of its intended . . . er . . . target, so to speak, enabling trans--specific breeding without further difficulty other than the inevitable atrocities of good taste and subjects unsuited to polite (ie; dinner table) conversation.

Thank you for your valuable time

Wild Bill
Senior Research Fellow at the College of Noble Skills
South Point, Tanjectory.

 

Here's a thought- we find these things we call "mermaid's purses" right? Shark egg cases, right? Well, why not? It would explain why the female has mammary glands for only one or two offspring. They incubate one or two, and as for any sign of sexual organs, how many have noticed them on video of whale or dolphins? It's fits into the outward anatomy very well, no more noticeable than, say, the slight dent made by some artists to suggest leg anatomy under the "fish skin." And if you want to go more toward fish anatomy, well those are well-nigh invisible! Mostly because they're camouflaged by the anal fin. Also I would think in fish type merpeople they have slits near the bottom of their ribs to expel water taken in to extract oxygen, and that there are different species of mers- and some are fish class and look wilder and more alien, and some are mammal and breath air and look more like us.

 

But there's no reason why mammalian mers- can't lay egg cases. After all, platypi do it.

 

Eh, they could rub cloacae or something like birds.

 

She will be learned.

Problem with the egg fertilization thingie: she's only got two tits. Ergo, two offspring or some small similar number. Unless they fight for dominance.

 

Geoff- see my above post ^

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Another thought- many fish called anabantiods (Siamese fighting fish, snakeheads, gouramis...) have an organ next to their gills that allows them to breath air easily in low oxygen water and functions very much like a lung. I'm assuming this is what mers use, somewhere in the chest cavity, to spend time out of the water.

 

A Solemn Promise to Sciforums

I will do my utmost to apply for a grant to study the effects of global warming on the reproduction of mermaid populations in the Caribbean Sea.


If I can get at least $0.50, I'm pretty sure I can get to the bottom of this dilemma.

Anyone have any suggestions on how to go about this grant proposal?

I mean, how to get them to take me seriously?

 

Sorry, rose - I didn't realize I was stealing your hypothesis. Can I still be a co-author on the paper?

 

funny, funny!!! lol

 

Gia- you just want to go to the Caribbean!

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Geoff- oh sure lol
And about fighting for dominance.......nearly all fish have a lateral line running from the gill area to the end of the tail- you can see it on almost all fish if you look close. It's used to sense movement and faint electrical current in the water around them. So I suppose mers ought to have them too. Male sea creatures when fighting for females will beat on each other's lateral lines with their tails. This is essentially two guys kicking each other in the crotch until one gives up.