happy b'day jesus ole buddy

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  1. spookz Banned Banned

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    A Glorious Christmas Season;
    Glittering Lights and glistening snow.
    So many presents 'neath my tree,
    Thank you God, for the means to bestow...

    The Season brings out our best sometimes.
    Sometimes it doesn't, for,
    We fear we cannot meet the demands,
    Of each giftbearer, at our door...

    Happy, still, I cannot help,
    Feeling a little blue,
    For the merriest Christmas was long ago,
    When our Savior made His debut...

    Not merry St. Nick with mistletoe,
    Or stockings filled with joy;
    But a woman who labored for hours,
    And produced a miraculous baby Boy...


    BEHOLD! THE CHRIST CHILD!

     
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  3. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Jesus was born in the springtime.

    I hate this season.

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  5. spookz Banned Banned

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    blasphemer! i cast you down!
    down into the fiery pits of hell!

    (i believe the good marquis awaits your arrival)

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  7. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Wha? You mean I'm not in hell already?

    *Cries*

    Bloody Christmas carols and seasonal cheer. I'm going to shoot myself.
     
  8. Voodoo Child Registered Senior Member

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    Fucking amen. This is the suicide season for good reason.
     
  9. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    I am God.

    But I haaaate this season. Example:

    Music is my reason for life. I would shrivel up and die without good music.

    So what the hell do they think they are doing, playing horrible, shitty Xmas carols? I'm going around with my portable cd player with Manson and Rotting Christ at full volume - but it's not enough.

    *Xev collapses into a sobbing wreck*
     
  10. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    i HATE SUMMER

    its so hot

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    i cant sleep

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    and none of u freaks r on to talk to

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  11. Cupric What's a wookie? Registered Senior Member

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    You know what's funny?

    I used to work with a dude named Jesus, and his birthday is 12/25.

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    So yeah, Happy Birthday, Jesus Olivarra, wherever the heck you're at nowadays...

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  12. wesmorris Nerd Overlord - we(s):1 of N Valued Senior Member

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    Uhm...... I know this will come as surprise but you guyz may not have heard: Jesus is dead.

    Kind of sad maybe, but true nonetheless.
     
  13. SVRP Registered Senior Member

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    Actually, Jesus rose on the third day. That's why Easter is celebrated.
     
  14. pumpkinsaren'torange Registered Senior Member

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    it matters not what exact date he was born on, it matters that he WAS born.
     
  15. wesmorris Nerd Overlord - we(s):1 of N Valued Senior Member

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    so, it was more important that jesus was born than it was that YOU were born? i find that kind of silly.
     
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    why?

    he saves, i don't. he's in the saving business, i'm in the needing lot's-of-saving business.

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  17. wesmorris Nerd Overlord - we(s):1 of N Valued Senior Member

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    save yourself girl. jesus is dead.

    unlitmately, only you are qualified to save you. others can help, but it's up to you. *shrug*

    (don't blame me, I didn't make up the whole arrow of time, people can murder other people thing, I just keeps my eyes open and try not to get squashed)
     
  18. SVRP Registered Senior Member

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    Actually, Jesus rose on the third day.
     
  19. wesmorris Nerd Overlord - we(s):1 of N Valued Senior Member

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    Sorry, I should be more respectful. I'll just stop posting here.
     
  20. pumpkinsaren'torange Registered Senior Member

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    no sweat, Wes, at least you aren't mean or offensive about it. don't worry, i think i feel more curiosity in you than mallice...if you'd like to chat, we can.

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  21. spookz Banned Banned

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    hmm
    is my little pumpkin a churchgoer?
     
  22. pumpkinsaren'torange Registered Senior Member

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    no, but, i was brought-up in the faith. the reason that i don't go to church right now, is that i would feel a tad hypocritcal, so, i won't go until i feel on-the-level with it. know what i mean..

    someday soon, i will take the plunge, and re-commit myself.
     

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