Hi everyone

I'd like to say something witty here so everyone will love me when I unveil my great theory of existence to save the future of mankind but I mostly read here.

Anyway, hi.

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Theory of Existence ends when we do...

 

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and we never end. We evolve.

 

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gtfo

 

otherwise known as:

greetings thy fellow one!

 

BWE1 I welcome you from my heart and wish you a pleasant stay in this community. Your presence here gives me great pleasure. Let us converse on your subjects of interest, my friend.

 

I'm interested in lots of stuff. What do you like to converse about?

 

Flee, while you have a chance. Flee now. You are in mortal danger.

 

Mortal? I have 9 lives.

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Welcome aboard!

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What do you enjoy doing as a hobby? I like sailing my sailboat, do you sail?

 

I can keep a boat sail side up but I probably won't win many races.

Hobbies include music and art and outdoor activity generally.

 

Are you interested in space exploration, if so how so?

 

I like astronomy and cosmology but I don't really have a desire to leave our planet. I would enjoy looking at pictures from someone else who did though.

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Hi BWW1, welcome to SF

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Oh dear god.. sigh.
Ok, out with it. What's your theory ?

 

It would take me years and thousands of pages so I'll just summarize: Lighten up.

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Still waiting...

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Get comfy,

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The 'save humanity' line should have been a dead giveaway. It's a Poe's law kind of thing.

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lol

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Not gonna work..

 

"Save humanity" is a giveaway to the witty saying you're going to make?

You're hoping someone will take a phrase (any phrase in particular, or do we choose for ourselves?) of yours for wit by mistake?

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Welcome! May your torrid thoughts turn to putrescence and may your narcissism consume you until you are no more!