In the cricket

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by olichokesonburntbail, Jul 7, 2009.

  1. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    Have you got one? Can he bat?
     
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  3. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    One what?
    Can who bat?
     
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  5. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    Keeper.The keeper.

    Thought you showed signs of intelligence...
     
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  7. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Which keeper?
    Of the Queen's keys?
     
  8. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    The Queen has a chastity belt?

    Lizzie and Old Phil goin' hammer 'n' tongs. There's a visual to dwell on.

    No, The fucking backstop, you moron!

    Have the Poms had a goodun since Knotty?
     
  9. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    I'm not that familiar with Brenda.

    Or not.

    Backstop?

    John Knott?
    http://www.eng.bham.ac.uk/metallurgy/staff/knott.shtml
    Metallurgy - fascinating.
    And Brum is worth a visit, mainly for the aircraft museum just outside. Did you know they have a Boulton-Paul P.111 there?
     
  10. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    I know that. I know that, That's the device for securing the Pope's chastity belt.

    Have you ever noticed how he adjusts his protector just prior to smooching up the pavement/tarmac ( depending on whether he's arrived by popemobile or popejet.)
     
  11. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Nope, it's rather too large for that.

    I have to admit (possibly shamefully) that I've never paid that much attention to the Pope.
    On the other hand he never seems to pay much attention to me, so I suppose it's fair.
     
  12. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    Pope's are great, each one older and more forgettable than the last.

    Mad dress sense too.
     
  13. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    The pope's WHAT are great?

    Angry?
     
  14. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    Do they have to be Polish?
    Can't wait for the cricket to start.
     
  15. scifes In withdrawal. Valued Senior Member

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    :roflmao:
    when oli talks to himself he sure is funny..
     
  16. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    I think schools in Poland only teach Popery and Plumbing.
    Options are limited.

    Why? Not bored enough?
     
  17. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Are you still operating under the mistaken assumption that olichokesonburntbail is me?
    I've already told you I don't do sock puppets.
     
  18. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    Apprentice Popes../ chuckle
     
  19. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    Only their aged mothers...sicko!
     
  20. scifes In withdrawal. Valued Senior Member

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    well of course you'd say that if he is your sockpuppet..
     
  21. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    She wasn't aged at the time.

    True, but it doesn't alter the fact that I don't have any sock puppets.
     
  22. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    Baseball!
    Anybody wanna tark about a real game?
     
  23. olichokesonburntbail Banned Banned

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    Fark!
    How old are you?

    She's always been old to me ( even in the dream we shan't talk about)
     

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