Ok, we've all seen dumbass people asking even dumbassier questions on Yahoo! Answers. So let the game commence: Find the dumbest Yahoo! Answers question and link to it here. Rules: 1.) The Yahoo! Answers question has to be older than this thread. That is, you can't go on Yahoo! Answers, ask a stupid question, then link to it from this thread. 2.) You MUST link the search string that you used. 3.) Link to the question, and highlight any good responses. 4.) Violation of any of the rules results in disqualification. What the fuck that means, I don't know.
Is it possible that aliens impregnated monkeys during their visit (and humans(crossbred) came into existence)?
I poked my cousin's eye with a tooth pick to see what it looked like, now her eye is black... help? *giggles*
Hahahah, they can't be serious: Do you think there will be more vegetarians or more meat eaters in the future?
I laugh so hard, omg: Were Aliens at one time beautiful Angels until they rebelled against God? The response:
Can my grand daughter keep her frog if her mother is expecting a baby? Is this bad enough to need a psycho analysis ? (Nobody ever phrases it like this when they post to Pseudoscience) I couldn't be ascii'd to troll the Yahoo pages for more, it actually makes me realise just what I haven't been missing.
Is it wrong to have sexual fantasies about Sandy from Spongebob? "God, that would be funny. Spongebob's annoying laugh in orgasm form. Now you've got my curiousity up."
Bump! I hate playing this game by myself! Could i get aids from crawling on a high school bathroom floor?
Ok, last bump. No one but inzomnia wants to play with me Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! What are some good stunt ideas for my homemade jackass video? The question itself isn't so funny, as the first response:
Actually, Ben, I am quite busy until this Wednesday >.< Anyway, here is one: If a vegan person died and came back as a zombie would they still eat brains? :facepalm:
Ahh good. We have a participant Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Is it normal that my male hamster doesn't understand the physics of hamster balls?
This is BRILLIANT! I don't know I missed this. Thanks Ben! (and thanks, kira, for hyperlinking to it)
This is serious, it's a good question :| http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090525061813AAqkBAX I liked the answer at the very bottom "actually i did do the same thing you did, get with a guy that i really liked, but tried not ot get too attached.. and it does work. Because after a while, because you did not open yourself up, and you hardeded your heart, you begin to not like that person anymore. Then you have to figure out a way to break up with the person. its not a cool situation to be in. On either side." Basically MorenaLinda is saying that when you pretend to not be interested in someone eventually you end up bitter and come to resent them. Then later YOU will break up with them instead of them leaving you. I've experienced this myself with a friend that didn't want to date me, I had to make a choice and decided I'd rather loose her as a romantic interest than ever keep her as a close friend. I think because I had no chance to tell her sooner, my bitterness at seeing her date around was the final straw. Never seen someone so clingy before I met her :\
Click the image to go to the original link: Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Seriously dude, use your webcam Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
