What will be the first words utter by a woman on the surface of the moon?

And then..." Oh look, what's that funny thing in the sky,...like the moon, but blue?"

 

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"These moon boots are horrible but at least they match my outfit"

 

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"This lack of atmosphere is drying out my pores."

 

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do i have enough make up on, what will the aliens think of me?!?

 

Covers eyes........Dam would you aliens put on some dam clothes!!!

 

First woman on the moon: "Damn!! I wish I had a brain!!"

 

We clearly have a high opinion of women in this forum.

 

I know you love your gender, but take a look at the topic. It's just begging for 'offensive' responses lol. It's great! It's the first forum topic I decided to text to all of my friends.

 

Even what I said? :shrug:

 

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hint: i think he wants some approval from you females

 

"Does my head look big in this?"

 

"Look, I'm doing it backwards, and in high heels!"

 

I actually know a female test pilot, and she's about 67% more awesome than most people I know. She'd probably swear at someone for being a dumb-arse and then wonder if someone on Earth was recording Doctor Who for her.

 

First female on the moon: "Hey down there! Did any of you record 'Dr. Who' for me even though the series hasn't been running any new episodes since over a year ago?"

 

I saw a new episode yesterday.

 

I'm pregnant!

 

What you probably saw was the Doctor Who yearly Xmas special. i guess they're still running those.