Jesus v. Mothra

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If they fought each other . . .

  1. Jesus would win.

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  2. Mothra would win.

    2 vote(s)
    18.2%

  3. Godzilla would somehow win.

    7 vote(s)
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  4. Mecha[x] where x is a member of {Jesus, Mothra, Godzilla}, would win.

    2 vote(s)
    18.2%
  1. LaoTzu

    LaoTzu Registered Senior Member

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    Who would win?
     
    LaoTzu, Jan 27, 2003
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  3. Xev

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  5. Adam

    Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    In the absence of Gamera, I chose Godzilla. But Gamera would kick all their arses. As the song says "Gamera is a friend to all children!"
     
    Adam, Jan 27, 2003
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  7. Xev

    Xev Registered Senior Member

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    But Jesus also loves little children.

    So who would win in a fight between:

    Jesus
    Gamera
    Holden Caulfield?
     
    Xev, Jan 27, 2003
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  8. Zero

    Zero Banned Banned

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    No, but I thought Jesus advocated nonviolence, turning the other cheek. So he would continue to love Mothra as a brother while getting thrashed. So Mothra wins.
     
    Zero, Jan 28, 2003
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  9. Adam

    Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Gamera beats Mothra.

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    Adam, Jan 28, 2003
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  10. Xev

    Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Adam, for once, you and I agree.

    But Godzilla beats both.
     
    Xev, Jan 28, 2003
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  11. Voodoo Child

    Voodoo Child Registered Senior Member

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    Ok, lets throw in the giant robot from Voltron....
     
    Voodoo Child, Jan 28, 2003
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  12. Xev

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    Xev, Jan 28, 2003
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  13. spacemanspiff

    spacemanspiff czar of things Registered Senior Member

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    I was going to say Mecha-Jesus, but adding Voltron to the whole mix makes things complicated.

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    spacemanspiff, Jan 28, 2003
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  14. TruthSeeker

    TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    What is Mothra...?

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    TruthSeeker, Jan 28, 2003
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  15. Apathy

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    Dude, everybody knows MechaGodzilla owns all.


    That's because it is.
     
    Apathy, Jan 28, 2003
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  16. Cupric

    Cupric What's a wookie? Registered Senior Member

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    Godzilla would somehow win.

    He's got Lizard Power!

    And as my hubby points out, the first three letters DO spell "God"...

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    Cupric, Jan 28, 2003
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