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  1. Pinwheel Banned Banned

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    I joined a Christian forum and got my ass handed to me. Turns out God is REAL.
     
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  3. Gustav Banned Banned

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    i am really shocked at the lack of hospitality shown to our new member!

    /shocked

    please lets try to make him feel at home. thanks

    garcon! music please!

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    garcon! prepare sam, bells and varda for a wedding!
     
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  5. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Remember the time little Jimmy joined.
    I wonder what became of him.

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    Gustav
     
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  7. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    'Refuses'? I'm in a different time zone bub, and I have to sleep.

    OK, let's get onto Joseph Smith.

    Womanising:

    "Joseph Smith, Jr. (December 23, 1805 – June 27, 1844) was an American religious leader and the founder of the Latter Day Saint movement. Regarded as a prophet by his followers, Smith was also a theocrat, city planner, military leader, political theorist, and polygamist."
    (Wikipedia)

    Polygamy is sanctioned womanising. Except, the rest of the USA denied it was sanctioned and as you know, the church officially ended this practice. Except you should know it still goes on, quietly. If you deny this, you should go and read the testimonials at exmormon.org

    (http://www.exmormon.org/mormon/mormon_polygamy.htm)

    which detail that Smith had sexual relations with a child too.

    You should also know that Smith excluded non-whites from the Church. But you say that isn't racist. We now understand exclusion and differentiation to be racist ideas. This proves Smith was a racist.

    "Early Mormonism had a range of policies and doctrines relating to race in regard to African-descended people. References to black people, their social condition during the 19th century, and their spiritual place in Western Christianity as well as Mormon scriptures were complicated, with varying degrees and forms of discrimination against black people."
    (Wikipedia)

    Smith and being a liar. In NYC he was well known to Police. He used a 'seer stone' to locate 'treasure', and later supposedly translated the golden plates from Egyptian (er, why Hieroglyphs? Egyptians did not believe in the Abrahamic God, but Smith probably didn't know that) into the 'Book of Mormon'. Here is a nice dissection of Smith's account of finding of the golden plates, proving his account to be fallacious, and therefore, Smith to be a liar.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsxWnGt96Xk
     
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  8. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    Mr Mormon, I think you should ignore these naysayers. Science is just a gap filler for those who have't received the revelation yet.
    Besides, they are probably just jealous of mormons because they're all rolling in money.
     
  9. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    Gustav is back.

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  10. Mr MacGillivray Banned Banned

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    Mormons don't have to go to heaven to have 72 wives.
     
  11. Pinwheel Banned Banned

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    Be thankful you didn't come on here as MrMuslim. You've had it easy so far...
     
  12. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    If it was MrMuslim we'd have SAM on our backs.
    Thank God SAM isn't a Mormon.
     
  13. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Is that you on the right?
    The one sniffing you is Cosmic.
     
  14. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    The one sniffing is you trying to get some action. Theone on the right is gustav. Why you're sniffing gustav's ass? Don't ask me, you're the perv.

    And the one on the left, of course, is jamesr.
     
  15. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    You've only just got back Varda.
    Be a good girl, now.

    Did you like my link on post #127 btw?
    Heh Heh

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    I've just had another look.
    That is just disgusting!

    It's like the Gestalt, duck.
    Look at it one way and it's a duck, look at it another way it's a rabbit.
    But you can't see both at once.

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  16. chimpkin C'mon, get happy! Registered Senior Member

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    Witch? What did you want to ask me???

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  17. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    I just saw it. How disgusting. Reported.
     
  18. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    the hamster probably thinks its cosmic.

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  19. MrMormon Registered Senior Member

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    I am going to respond and start that battery thread, but I'm going to be busy for the next several days, so I don't know when I'll be back here.
     
  20. chimpkin C'mon, get happy! Registered Senior Member

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    I just can't control this other personality of mine...Kremmie is such a irresponsible other personality.

    I keep finding brassieres hanging from the porch rafters...This is evidence of Kremmie taking over when I'm not in charge of the body and going out with it...who knows what he does?
    :bugeye:
    Not me.
    And the drunk latin lady who showed up here looking for him...*facepalm*
    I got to hear "Mi Amor!" all night from the porch.

    He does not have permission for this sort of thing.
     
  21. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    You'd better not have.
     
  22. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Too Late. Don't bother.
    I already started one.
    http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=109447

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    Oh...................and Mormons. Nice afterthought
     
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  23. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    Do you even have to wonder? I'm offended. Reported.
     
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