Captain Jack lyrics

Discussion in 'Art & Culture' started by eddie monkey, Mar 8, 2003.

  1. eddie monkey FU Registered Senior Member

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    This song made me LMFAO!

    Saturday night 'nd you're still hangin' around
    You're tired of livin' in your one horse town
    You'd like to find a little hole in the ground
    For a while...
    So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans
    And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens
    It's like some pornographic magazine
    And you smile...
    But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
    And take you to your special island
    Captain Jack will get you by tonight
    Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'
    La da da, Oh yeah, yeah
    Your sister's gone out, she's on a date
    And you just sit home and masturbate
    The phone is gonna ring soon, but you just can't wait
    For that call...
    So you stand on the corner in your new English clothes
    And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes
    But still your finger's gonna [COLOR=sea-green]pick your nose[/COLOR]
    After all...
    But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
    And take you to your special island
    Captain Jack will get you by tonight
    Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'
    La da da, Oh yeah, yeah
    So you decide to take a holiday
    You got your tape deck and your brand new Chevrolet
    Ah but there's no place to go anyway
    And what for...
    You've got everything, but nothing's cool
    They've just found your father in the swimming pool
    And you guess you won't be going back to school
    Anymore...
    But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
    And take you to your special island
    Captain Jack will get you by tonight
    Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'
    La da da, Oh yeah, yeah
    So you play your albums and you smoke your pot
    And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot
    Oh, but still you're aching for the things you have not got
    What went wrong...
    And if you can't understand why your world is so dead
    And why you've got to keep in style and feed your head
    Well, you're twenty-one and still your mother makes your bed
    And that's too long...
    But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
    And take you to your special island
    Captain Jack will get you by tonight
    Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'
    Yeah, Captain Jack will get you by tonight
    Yeah, Captain Jack will get you by tonight


    If you have Kazaa or another music installing site download it and listen. It's about eight minutes long, but it's funny.

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  3. goofyfish Analog By Birth, Digital By Design Valued Senior Member

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    So... why didn't you highlight Captain Jack?
     
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  5. eddie monkey FU Registered Senior Member

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    I was sick of highlighting.
     
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  7. pumpkinsaren'torange Registered Senior Member

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    uh, oh...watch out Eddie...Goofy's after you... *blink blink*

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  8. valentino Registered Senior Member

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    Is this Captain Jack like the DDR Captain Jack?
     
  9. goofyfish Analog By Birth, Digital By Design Valued Senior Member

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    Heroin.
     

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