God Bless The French!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by static76, Mar 13, 2003.

  1. Lesion42 Deranged Hermit Registered Senior Member

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  3. Circe Registered Senior Member

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    God bless the French for:

    ...roquefort, brie, raclette, camembert, champagne, cognac, cabernet sauvignon, merlot, bordeaux, pinot noir, chardonnay, chablis, beaujolais, creme de menthe, foie gras, escargots, quiche, fondue, french pastry, french onion soup, eau de toilette, papier mache, souvenirs, aperitifs, nouveau riches, brunettes, blondes, femme fatale, au pairs, art deco, deja vu, haute couture, french fries, lingerie, baroque, renaissance...

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  5. spookz Banned Banned

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    lesion

    mon-sewer, votre problem iz wiz votre lack of ze skill and ze social graces
    useless wretch, sitting around drinking ze wine and frolicking wiz ze wenches
    i challenge thee for ze duelle!

    on guarde! on guarde!

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  7. Microzoft Registered Senior Member

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    Re: viva la france!

    Why to underestimate the “French Resistance”? They are the first and only one that has nice, clear and loud said “fuck the coalition of the willing”. And “Viva la Renaissance” of the United Nations. The French legionary can take any so called blue seals and turn him into a blue penguin.

    Yes, chain smokers instead of cocaine, great wines instead of Coca-Cola, Fondue instead of McDonalds, exquisite women instead of free whales. France, is just La France.

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  8. CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    While I should not resort to this level of cultural bashing....

    "Army personnel in Kuwait unloaded a dozen faulty tanks that only go in reverse. Tanks that only go in reverse — they've been repackaged and sold to France." —Craig Kilborn


    "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." —Conan O'Brien

    "Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw that one up?" —Jay Leno
     
  9. Microzoft Registered Senior Member

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    Re: petulant little children should be seen not heard

    A perfect and clear point without bias nor fanaticism. But, I have a feeling most will realize it too late, and the grate majority will not even pause to remember.:m:
     
  10. The Borg Registered Member

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    Hi all!

    Why are you against France? Only because they do not want war? If you're against France, only because they're peaceful, reasonable and careful, you're really sick. I don't understand what you want to achieve!
     
  11. Microzoft Registered Senior Member

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    Hey man, cooled down, we are just masturbating each other in the forum. No one here is for the one-man-drive war. By the way, welcome to sciforums!!

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  12. Microzoft Registered Senior Member

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    Re: lesion

    I knew that those “French in one Hour” booklets from Berliz were good, I never imagined they were actually That Gooood!
    You’ve impressed me!

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  13. The Borg Registered Member

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    Thanks

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    I thought you would mean those anti-French-posts seriously. But if not, ok, continue joking!

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  14. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    Heehee, I've always been quite anti-france...say where is my French bashing buddy maveric anyway??

    Oh, and it's from experience that I bash them so yeah.

    And remember this:
    "France would be okay if it wasn't for the French."
     
  15. The Borg Registered Member

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    I always thought Americans would also be reasonable and intelligent people. Erare humanum est.
     
  16. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    American, how dare thee!?! I don't know who that insults more, me or the Americans

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    I live in a place that French people kinda hone in, like there's a cowardice beacon or something. I don't know what it is, maybe it's cos it's so easy to get here from France
     
  17. The Borg Registered Member

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    Where are you living, Thor?
     
  18. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    I are living in Portsmouth, the ass of the UK. Seems to attract other assholes of Europe too (and yes, I know that can be used against me but hey!!)
     
  19. Tyler Registered Senior Member

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    One thing pisses me off about the French. It's this goddam sentiment of "peace at all costs". I just don't understand it. The French have basically said they will never back a war against Saddam.

    So what good is a UN resolution, then? The French whine and complain about the US making the UN useless and a joke - they're doing the exact same goddam thing!

    UN, 10 years ago - Saddam, as punishment you must get rid of weapons and weapon-developement programs

    UN, today - Saddam, you have not done what we asked 10 years ago. You have three months to catch up or face war.

    US - Saddam, you have not done what we said, so we will attack.
    French - No, you will not attack without our approval.
    Britain/Canada/most of the world - A second resolution is in place.

    UN - So, France, for a second resolution what would you do?
    France - Give Saddam four more months.
    UN - Then what?
    France - nothing.
    UN - So if he fails to meet demands?
    France - Yeah?
    UN - what do we do?
    France - Nothing.
    UN - Does this have anythign to do with your massive financial interests in Iraqi oil?
    France - No.
     
  20. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    LMAO!! now that is a great anti-france quote!!! Kudos Tyler

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  21. The Borg Registered Member

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    I think you're right, Tyler. But:
    UN/CIA/NSA and a lot of other intelligent services are tracking Saddam 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Colin Powell presented his proofs to the UN Security Council. The CIA gave him that information. They would also notice when Saddam Hussein is selling his atomic bombs to terrorists. The whole damn Iraq is controlled by western agencies, so why lauchning a war? I do NOT sympathize with Iraq; but have you ever thought of that many Iraqis, who do NOT hate America? Have you ever thought of these many people,who are NOT against America, who will die in that war innocently?

    But on the other hand: Get rid of Saddam and we've got one problem less.

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  22. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    Less war talk and more French bashing comrade.

    This is getting off topic kinda which is against forum rules *looks shifty hoping to get more frecnh bashing action*
     
  23. The Borg Registered Member

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    oh, sorry.

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