Was Humpty Dumpty an egg? Just because he couldn't be put back together again does not signify egg. Maybe he was a snow-globe, or a Ming vase. There is no scientific evidence pointing towards him being an egg, so I think I will have to sit my kids down and straighten them out. and another thing... If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure? Why are there locks on the door of stores that never close? Why do doctors call what they do practice? Shouldn't they be good at it by now? Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef? If you're in France and you order toast, do you get toast or French toast? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? If you hate prejudice people, are you a hypocrite? Was putting the letter "s" in the word lisp a cruel joke? You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed? Why is it that when the batteries in your remote control wear out you just push the buttons harder? Can fat people go skinny dipping? Why do they use artificial lemon juice in bottled lemon juice and use real lemon juice in dish soap? If you try to fail, and you fail, have you succeeded or failed? If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Shouldn't the opposite of shut up be shut down? Which came first, the chicken or the egg? If I dreamed of being chased by a giant squirrel would that make me a nut? Why do people have worthless junk in the garage and leave their expensive car in the driveway? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why do they call it a building? It looks like they are finished Why isn't it a built? If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? How do a fool and his money get together in the first place? How is it that a building burns up as it burns down? What was the best thing before sliced bread? If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? What are Preparation A through Preparation G? In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? How come there aren't B batteries? How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there? Is a metaphor like a simile? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? How is it possible to have a civil war? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer? If crime doesn't pay does that mean that my job is a crime? Did Noah keep his bees in archives? How can there be self-help "groups"? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? How do you throw away a garbage can? How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning? f a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up? Why is it that night falls but day breaks? Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day? How do you remove a club soda stain? What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why bother practice? If hunting season means you can kill animals, and fishing season means you can catch fish, what is the tourist season? Why do people sing "Take me out to the ball game" when they are already there. How do hearing aid companies expect potential customers to hear their commercials? When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half loop? Why is there neither pine nor apple in pineapple? Why does the arcade game "Donkey Kong" have a monkey? Why isn't it called Monkey Kong? Why do lumberjacks cut trees down and then chop them up? What's the deal with Grapenuts? They're neither grape nor nuts. How do people get discombobulated? Have you ever seen someone who was combobulated? If we call people from Poland poles why don't we call people from Holand holes? If a rabbit's foot was actually lucky, wouldn't it still be attached to the rabbit's leg? Why does Goofy talk and wear clothes while Pluto barks naked? Why do they call it baby-sitting when all you do is run after them? Why is it called American football when they rarely use their feet to play? Why do you put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase? What if there were no hypothetical situations? Why does an alarm clock said to go "off" when it actually turns on? Why are they stairs inside but steps outside? How does a fish sleep? Why are feet smelly and noses runny? Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants? If you sued a parsley farmer could you garnish his wages? Why is it called a "word to the wise?" If they're already wise, why do they need to hear it. How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures? How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America? How much wind could a windbreaker break if a windbreaker could break wind? Why do you call an open door ajar? Why does the word monosyllabic have five syllables? Why is it called a TV set if you only get one? If you removed a fly's wings, would it be called a walk? Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? Why do you bake cookies and cook bacon? If Superman can stop bullets with his chest, why does he always duck when a gun is thrown at him? Why did the Hulk's shirt always rip but not his pants? It is impossible to commit suicide by holding your breath. If you had three quarters, four dimes and four pennies in your pocket you would have $1.19. You would also have the largest number (11) and combination of coins possible without being able to provide change for a dollar. Why do you have to click Start to stop your computer? What does a bald person put for hair color on their driver's license? Why are pants, shorts and underwear solds as a pair when you only get one item?
Depends on the fish, but often they will just chill on the bottom rocks or some coral not moving much. They don't have eye-lids so you won't see them close their eyes. But I have seen many fish sleeping, just by looking at the bottom and seeing what's not moving. Once I thought a fish was sleeping so I went closer and realized it was just defending its nesting hole in the rocks. I swam really close to the fish so that we could clearly see each other's eyes, and the fish didn't move. Its eyes seemed to be popping out of his head, but he was so calm I could put my hand right next to him. There was a weird blue ribbon type fish waving around my legs the whole time too. I stayed there for nearly 3 hours hanging out with these two fish trying to acquaint myself. There were several other fish seemingly sleeping on the rock face I was floating above. I only noticed them after staring for 15+ minutes. I think ignorance about the ocean is so easy because so few people actually interact with the life there meaningfully.
I understand the ocean very well, I live on the beach here in Key West Florida and found that almost every fish I've met is very good to eat! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
So many questions that boggled my mind right there. Don't know if I should be all impressed cause they're clever or annoyed! Lol.
