Lowered expectations http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/61216118.html Helpful reminders http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nsh/1610814882.html
From the title, it only gets worse. To the redheaded MILF jogging in the park Sunday morning, apologies - m4w "I hope you realize that my perving was directed at you and only you, and absolutely no part of it was meant for your young daughter (niece? juvenile jogging companion?)." Hot daughter? Tween candy? Jailbait Jill? "As implied, I enjoy the perks of jogging at Audubon, and one of those is a bit of ogling on the sly. It helps me forget that it's been too long since I was jogging regularly, and I usually wear sunglasses to keep my baser proclivities to myself." The paper bag in my lap is there for a completely unrelated reason. "You are stacked, I like redheads, my sunglasses were missing...you see where this is going." Yes. "Anyway, I must congratulate you on getting your young companion to to run completely concealed behind you, only to emerge at what was, for me, the worst possible time." Translation: I hope you got it all out of your hair. "Do you practice that? It must be the best ogle-stopper in the business. I swear, when she popped out from behind you, my libido panicked and imploded in about a nanosecond, and it took effort not to loose a cry of "Dirty pool!" Well played, MILF. Anyway, I am sorry if the young lady was hit with creep-shrapnel. That really isn't my thing. I apologize if my perusing of your goods was offensive, too. See you around?" Probably so, yes. Unless she sees you first. Upshot: forgive yourself and buy a new bag. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nor/1613632095.html
Thanks for those GeoffP, busted my gut. And your adds: "Mine smelled like pepper after you were done spraying me. It felt like my face needed a salad" LOFL
Free unfriendly black hamster Date: 2005-04-14, 10:10PM EDT I want to get rid of this as*hole as soon as possible. Now, all you animal loves, calm down. I love animals too. But this jerk murdered my other hamster, whom I loved very much, by biting off and eating his head. So anyway, he is totally free if you want to come pick him up. He pees on you a lot, like basically everytime you touch him/pick him up. And he will probably eat the heads off any other hamster you cage him with. But he doesn't eat human heads (I'm pretty sure). E-mail me if you're interested. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/68508189.html I was pretty interested until that last denial, even if it's only tentative. What's the use of an unfriendly hamster if he won't eat human heads? WTF am I going to do with the left-overs? On a separate note, I'm reasonably sure that said (no doubt delightful) creature didn't murder the other hamster. I suspect that, much as did one of the two gerbils my ex-wife* used to have, it waited until that one was dead from some other cause and only ate it to clean up the mess because the damn stupid humans hadn't noticed the dead body lying around. * In case you're wondering, she's not my ex-wife because a hamster (or gerbil) ate her head, it was divorce that converted her status to "ex", not decapitation.
Bump. Because something this awful deserves not to die in ignominy. It deserves to die in flames. Troll on, Garth.
I hate craigslist... especially if I'm looking for a job. Post after post after post that is the same employer looking for employees and half the time it just a big f***ing scam!
I have a bookmark folder for Best of Craigslist. I've reread a few of them so far; Top 10 Law Firm Interview Questions is pretty good.
